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Saturday Jul 05, 2008

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Last night I realized exactly why it was that I married my now ex-husband.

We were talking about taking our daughter to the movies, and he mentioned that his ex-girlfriend had given him a bunch of movie passes. So we began talking about her, and what a loser/buttface she is. Finally I admitted to him that when she had moved some of her stuff into his place... I peed on her toothbrush.
Then he told me, he peed on her babydaddy's toothbrush!

AMAZING! eeek

Seriously, what are the odds that we'd both pee on this ex-couple's toothbrushes?
We're a couple of sick individuals. I love it.
spirit_bear:
haha
you just made my day, which was much needed
Jul 5, 2008
ironsurfer:
A 'Classy broad' that pees on toothbrushes. Gotta say, i like it, or at least like the theory. For the record looking at your other blogs i think your do a great set, u have a lovely face that just seems to photograph great.
Jul 6, 2008

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