April Fool's was a blast. Sorry to all those that were victims to my merciless fun. Ok. So juicy details. My boyfriend was setup badly. I have to say it was so priceless. 
He had no hope, it was all planned for weeks in advanced. I was just randomly telling him stuff along with my day, like how I was so upset I threw up one day. Than another day I was very ill and how it was getting worse. Than I had a "doctor's appointment". What really made it work too was the fact that I had awesome sex with him during the time I would have been ovulating if it wasn't for my birth control pills. And April fools lands right when you can notice a missed period. I am the MAN! So I made my poor boyfriend ask me if I was pregnant...and told him yes. I didn't want to draw out the drama too much, so I was nice and letting him know shortly after I had his mind racing...hehe...that he was the fool in April Fools. Ok, so that was cruel, horrible, completly blamesless joke #1.
Now time for my family to suffer. Ok, I need a grammy for the next ones. I called my mother up "from my aunts" because I was in the shower when I burnt down my house! Ok, backtrace a little for you. There are a lot of truths to this one, as there always is...so it is so believable. First of all, I do put water on to boil and forget I did all the time. Second of all, we disembled the fire detector because it was too sensative....oops. And thirdly, it is common for me to take a shower and have my son bang on the door crying while waiting for me to come out. So put those truths together and you have my insanely accurate nightmare.
SO anyway, I call my mother, explained how I was showering and my son was crying and banging on the door and I ignore him as usual. Only this time when I got out of the shower the kitchen was on fire and I had to run and grab my son and get out of the house using the other front door. I called the firedepartment ect, and they told me to leave so they could block the street. OUCH. But now that I think about it, one detail I didn't consider was did I get dressed? LOL Well my mother freaked out, she was yelling and screaming, ranting and raving and I smiled and waited until she caught her breath and said "APRIL FOOLS". Well, she wasn't angry 
SHe said I got her good and laughed. 
So I let her go and called my sister and left her a distraught message to call me on my cell cause she was at work . And when she did get around to calling back my boyfriend was on the other line so he was able to hear me work my sister into a panic . God I am good. She believed everything and was very distraught though she handled it a lot better than my mother. Well, for all those that escaped my humorous wrath, consider yourselves lucky. I look foward to this thing every year and I am always reinventing my ideas. You should of heard the ones from last year .
He had no hope, it was all planned for weeks in advanced. I was just randomly telling him stuff along with my day, like how I was so upset I threw up one day. Than another day I was very ill and how it was getting worse. Than I had a "doctor's appointment". What really made it work too was the fact that I had awesome sex with him during the time I would have been ovulating if it wasn't for my birth control pills. And April fools lands right when you can notice a missed period. I am the MAN! So I made my poor boyfriend ask me if I was pregnant...and told him yes. I didn't want to draw out the drama too much, so I was nice and letting him know shortly after I had his mind racing...hehe...that he was the fool in April Fools. Ok, so that was cruel, horrible, completly blamesless joke #1.
Now time for my family to suffer. Ok, I need a grammy for the next ones. I called my mother up "from my aunts" because I was in the shower when I burnt down my house! Ok, backtrace a little for you. There are a lot of truths to this one, as there always is...so it is so believable. First of all, I do put water on to boil and forget I did all the time. Second of all, we disembled the fire detector because it was too sensative....oops. And thirdly, it is common for me to take a shower and have my son bang on the door crying while waiting for me to come out. So put those truths together and you have my insanely accurate nightmare.
SO anyway, I call my mother, explained how I was showering and my son was crying and banging on the door and I ignore him as usual. Only this time when I got out of the shower the kitchen was on fire and I had to run and grab my son and get out of the house using the other front door. I called the firedepartment ect, and they told me to leave so they could block the street. OUCH. But now that I think about it, one detail I didn't consider was did I get dressed? LOL Well my mother freaked out, she was yelling and screaming, ranting and raving and I smiled and waited until she caught her breath and said "APRIL FOOLS". Well, she wasn't angry SHe said I got her good and laughed. So I let her go and called my sister and left her a distraught message to call me on my cell cause she was at work . And when she did get around to calling back my boyfriend was on the other line so he was able to hear me work my sister into a panic . God I am good. She believed everything and was very distraught though she handled it a lot better than my mother. Well, for all those that escaped my humorous wrath, consider yourselves lucky. I look foward to this thing every year and I am always reinventing my ideas. You should of heard the ones from last year .
sconchy:
Ha ha ha..Sounds like you made the most out of the day!!! 