crynryan

MAN O MAN. I went out on a date last night that was really horrible. The person wasn't horrible, it was the experience. I wrote a blog on Monday Sept. 11th that is basically the first act to this play called life. So I take this girl out for dinner and it starts off well. We get to this place called Luna Park, which I have to say is crap. That's another story in itself. Any who, as we sit down and order drinks, my date can't decide if she wants wine or beer. The waitress comes to our table and gets our drink order, or should I say attempts to take our drink order. Long story short my date is very, very indecisive which bothers the shit out of. Which was strike one, strike two was she was stoned for the date. Hey, I don't mind smoke'n a little somethin somethin, but there is a time and a place, and this was neither the time nor the place, especially because I want to get to know the person i am sharing time with. Strike three was, she sucks in bed. For a woman that is 5yrs older than me, you would think she would have some experience. But no. She was completely amateurish. I am definitely not a pro, but I know how to work my magic. I know its bad when I am no where near excited to finish and she's already gotten off multiple times. LAME