Zombie Day. What a befitting title for this day. Why? Because I have to go spend time with my family, whom, for all practical and intensive purposes, may as well be zombies to me. They don't care. I don't know exactly when my aunts, uncles, and cousins showed up. And I'm not really sure when they left either. Because about the time I graduated college without so much as a wink from any one member of this supposedly tight-knit family, I decided that I don't give a fuck either.
Except for my grandma. She pretty well rocks.
On the bright side of this day though, Phedre accompanied me to the previously aforementioned family function, probably mostly so I wouldn't kill myself at some point during the day. We totally played with the Lite Brite for like three hours. We did an Ursula (from the Little Mermaid) card that ended up looking more like The Joker's deranged grandmother. It was so fantastic, we came up with the real reason why Joker is always so pissed off at Batman because when you're sitting on the second level of your grandmother's small-town home being bored to death, you get desperate for entertainment. And she and I are the reigning queens of inventing stupid shit we think is funny. So...since she came with me, it was a pretty decent day.
Once we got back to town, we went and she did some laundry. I'd never been into that particular laundromat here in town and it's really a pretty cool little place. It looks pretty retro, it would probably make for an awesome setting for a photoshoot...
Except for my grandma. She pretty well rocks.
On the bright side of this day though, Phedre accompanied me to the previously aforementioned family function, probably mostly so I wouldn't kill myself at some point during the day. We totally played with the Lite Brite for like three hours. We did an Ursula (from the Little Mermaid) card that ended up looking more like The Joker's deranged grandmother. It was so fantastic, we came up with the real reason why Joker is always so pissed off at Batman because when you're sitting on the second level of your grandmother's small-town home being bored to death, you get desperate for entertainment. And she and I are the reigning queens of inventing stupid shit we think is funny. So...since she came with me, it was a pretty decent day.
Once we got back to town, we went and she did some laundry. I'd never been into that particular laundromat here in town and it's really a pretty cool little place. It looks pretty retro, it would probably make for an awesome setting for a photoshoot...
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I can last 6-10 minutes, but then I have to cut foreplay in half. It's all about trade-offs. Seriously though, I was surprised by those stats, either most people are just really bad (or too busy to do it right), or (gak!) the internet lied to me.
So far most girls' index and ring fingers are right about the same. I'll keep asking people. I'm strangely intrigued.
What's with your girl, she hasn't been around much lately.