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This morning I woke up with a gout flare-up. It's the first time in close to two years. Coincidentally, I have been planning to start the keto diet on Monday. It's almost as if the gout knew. Once this flare up has past, game on. I had great success in the past, but in classic yo-yo diet fashion, I put all the weight back on...
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I got tennis elbow and I don't even play tennis. Harrumph. ...but I bet I'd look cute in the white skirt and sneaks.

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I was on Reddit and a lovely lady posted a pic asking what you would give up for a night with her. I said Starbucks. #idontlikecoffeeanyway

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I saw a story that Victoria's Secret hired a model with Down's Syndrome. Some people were losing their shit and I don't know why. I replied "So, Victoria's Secret hired a model with a nice figure and large breasts to model underwear. This is hardly Earth shattering news."

shalil:
It's all marketing
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Instructor: "do you like money?"
Me: "usually"
Instructor: "what do you mean, usually?"
Me: "It depends on what I have to do for it. If I have to get on stage and do the full Monty, I'll pass."

As it turns out, he was handing scholarship paperwork.
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I've wanted to start an internet radio station for a long time (my own style of the Active Rock format). The biggest hurdle is the music license fees. It will cost $2276 for the first year just for the licenses. For a company, it's a drop in the bucket. But I'm doing this as a hobby. For me, that 7 car payments. I really don't...
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I'm doing math homework where they give me the answer and I have to think up an equation for the answer (minimum 4 steps). It's like math Jeopardy. Harrumph.

amorous:
I hate, no wait, despise math...
cruorem_angelus:
@amorous As do I. It is one of my learning disabilities and yet, this will be the second career I've had that requires math skills.
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I've been in my apartment for over 3 years and I've never had any problems, until about 2 weeks ago. I woke up at 6am on a Sunday morning to music playing from an adjacent unit. The insulation between units is pretty good so they must have had the radio turned up. Last week, a non-resident was parking in resident's assigned spots, including mine. About...
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I was on FetLife for the first time in a while and noticed that I was at 299 writings. That little bit of OCD made me want to make a nice round number, so I posted about nothing. Then I realized I can't post again because it'll screw it all up. Harrumph.