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Sep 2, 2023
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I got a doorbell camera so I can track when my amazon deliveries go missing (see below). The camera picked up my neighbors and I reliably. However, it did not pick up the package delivery I just got. WTF.
We don't have a problem with porch pirates in my building. Packages tend to go missing in the complex because they are delivered to the wrong place. I got the camera so when the post office says "we show the scan at your address" I could say "my camera says you are wrong" and provide them with the recordings for that day. Now I get to figure out why it didn't record.

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