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raise the jolly roger, crank up the music and set sail for open water

Jan 19, 2021
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I was getting a lottery ticket and the lady behind the counter asked if I was planning on winning. I said "yes, but I think I have a better chance at dating a super model." With the world as crazy as it is these days; if the planets and stars aligned and I actually won, I know what I would do. I'd get a nice catamaran and name it Kobayashi Maru. Then I'd find a crew who is up for an adventure and just cruise.

cruorem_angelus:
I didn't win the lottery, so party at my place. I'll fill the bath tub, put a toy boat in it and we can pretend we are partying across the seven seas.
Jan 23, 2021

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