"I rent a lot of cars because I go on the road. When I drive a rental, I don't know what's going on with it right. A lot of times I drive like 10 miles with the emergency brake on. That doesn't say a lot for me. But it really doesn't say a lot for the emergency brake. It's really not an emergency brake, it's an emergency make the car smell funny lever." - Mitch Hedberg
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