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"God bless the United States of Freedom!! I'm proud to be an American because I love freedom. Did you know that there are people who hate freedom? They are called terrorists. So today, go to Wal-Mart and buy a flag. We'll teach those terrorists a lesson. And remember, the country is on Orange Alert."
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So I was patriotic today. I slept until 2 in the afternoon. Made a few phone calls. Planned on cleaning my room but never got around to it. I keep getting distracted by this DAMN WEB SITE!!!! Anyway, I'm going out tonight. A techno-burlesque show, no less. My friend is taking me out due to my recent break-up. I guess the remedy is booze and half-naked women. That works for me. I am male, afterall.
I'm not complaining, but in all honesty, I would rather have a woman to do social things with and NOT see her naked. Okay, I would want to see her naked eventually, but that's not the point. I don't know what the point is. I guess I AM complaining. Oh well. Change is good, right? Right...
"God bless the United States of Freedom!! I'm proud to be an American because I love freedom. Did you know that there are people who hate freedom? They are called terrorists. So today, go to Wal-Mart and buy a flag. We'll teach those terrorists a lesson. And remember, the country is on Orange Alert."
I'm George Bush and I approve of this ad.
So I was patriotic today. I slept until 2 in the afternoon. Made a few phone calls. Planned on cleaning my room but never got around to it. I keep getting distracted by this DAMN WEB SITE!!!! Anyway, I'm going out tonight. A techno-burlesque show, no less. My friend is taking me out due to my recent break-up. I guess the remedy is booze and half-naked women. That works for me. I am male, afterall.
I'm not complaining, but in all honesty, I would rather have a woman to do social things with and NOT see her naked. Okay, I would want to see her naked eventually, but that's not the point. I don't know what the point is. I guess I AM complaining. Oh well. Change is good, right? Right...