Heh. I can't stop laughing. Earlier today my boss was quite upset and started spewing out some of the most creative and situationally improbable insults I have ever heard. And now I start laughing every time I remember them. Why? Because the mental images that pop into my mind are so absurd I just can't help it. For example, what the fuck is a douche melon? Where the hell did the beady eyed and retard strong comment come from? And I still have absolutely no idea what a ass felching doughnut puncher is. Don't tell me. I am enjoying being confused.
Shower me with oddly creative verbal abuse please. The last month has been terrible and I could really use more laughter in my life.
Shower me with oddly creative verbal abuse please. The last month has been terrible and I could really use more laughter in my life.
spud_bliss:
some of those sound familiar you chicken sniffing feather plucker.
orange assed glue hopper... rectal mint... pine scented turd fluffer... those are just fun to say too
orange assed glue hopper... rectal mint... pine scented turd fluffer... those are just fun to say too