crowsmeat

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Time for frankfurters. Frankfurters and titties.

i had a dream about two nights ago where i was in a bathtub with Britney Spears and there were other people there too...which was random as they weren't paying attention to anything. I think they were all kinda nudged out of consicousness by ludes or something. Anywho...Britney kept flirting with me in the oddest way. See...i never hear anything in my dreams. not like i'm deaf. Nobody ever says anything is all. Anywho, so shes miming some flirtation with me, which is exquivalent to her doing a handstand in the bathtub while wearing a leaopard thong.

Just to clarify, i don't even like Britney Spears...but that's fine as this was the dream space Britney Spears who was at least periferaly arousing.

So i just started thinking...why aren't there more sets of girls in leopard thongs doing handstands in oddly oversized bathtubs? Food for thought, eh?