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Your Ultimate Purity Score Is... CategoryYour Score Average Self-Lovin'30%When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself 65%Shamelessness52.4%It takes a couple of drinks 79.4% Sex Drive 47.4%I got needs, baby, you gotta unnastan'!77.7%Straightness0%Knows the other body type like a map 44.9% Gayness 76.8%Repressed, are we? 83.5%
Fucking Sick73.5%Dipped into depravity 89.9%
You are 47.83% pureAverage Score: 72.6% Take The Ultimate Purity Testand...
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So today at work not much happed. Oh I gave a co-worker a hand massage and she moaned. This disturbed me a little. Was my hand massage that good? Or have I been doing the exact OPPOSITE of what I should be doing to turn women on?

***Ponders what the hell he's been doing the past couple of years***

So tomorrow is Chinese New Year,...
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So I come into work today, sit at my usual desk and start talking to a coworker named Judy. Now Judy is as southern as a nurse can get: accent, veteran ER nurse going on 20 years + and a sense of humor to die for. So I menton to her that Chinese New Year is Thursday and our converstion goes something like this:

Judy:...
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So when I saw the doc about my case of the Strong Emergency Room Flu I had I mentioned to her that I was having a strong cough at night and it was keeping me up a bit. So she writes me a script for Cough Syrup with Codine. I've never tried codine before but after this week of taking one, yes JUST ONE, on...
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