So after working in the ER for over a year I finally got to witness something that I'm constantly asked about by everyone. My first Object in the Rectum Patient.
After walking into work I was told to go into the Soiled Utility Closet (a closet that bedside commodes are kept plus various other toiletries). I refused knowing something was up. I was then told why I was asked to go into that room. Turns out in that room contained the vibrator that was retrieved from a mans rectum eariler that day. Yes it's true, he didn't get his vibrator back and NO I never went into the soiled utility closet to see it.
So of course this leads to all the nurses going round robin about the most interesting things taken out of patients rectums. The list is as follows:
~ a 12 inch vibrator, left on and muffled virbating sounds heard as he was taken to X- Ray
~ Three Pears
~ An Idaho Potato
~ a Broomstick
... never a dull day
After walking into work I was told to go into the Soiled Utility Closet (a closet that bedside commodes are kept plus various other toiletries). I refused knowing something was up. I was then told why I was asked to go into that room. Turns out in that room contained the vibrator that was retrieved from a mans rectum eariler that day. Yes it's true, he didn't get his vibrator back and NO I never went into the soiled utility closet to see it.
So of course this leads to all the nurses going round robin about the most interesting things taken out of patients rectums. The list is as follows:
~ a 12 inch vibrator, left on and muffled virbating sounds heard as he was taken to X- Ray
~ Three Pears
~ An Idaho Potato
~ a Broomstick
... never a dull day
I wanted to sling a friend request your way, trying to get to know some of the locals a bit better.