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So today we had this woman come into work complaining of Abdominal pain. So severe she couldn't walk and spent the next four hours in the ER being scanned (CAT scan of the abdomen and pelvis, X-ray's of the abdominal area, blood work ups, etc) got two 5mg of lortab and 10mg of morphine during her stay. So after finding nothing wrong with her that would cause such pain, she was discharged, still hunched over in agony. Given a script for an antacid and instructions to follow up with her Dr the next day. This was done with much suspicition. 10mg of morphine over the couse of aobut 3 hours would knock anyone out and relieve almost anyone's pain.

... five minutes later we get a phone call from the pharmacy across the street asking if the ER Doctor also prescribed her Lortab. To Quote the Doc "Um... no I didn't. Please fax me a copy of the script and call the cops." Upon receiving the script on the fax machine we see that she decided to expand the script and write Loretab 5mg #25 on the script... she couldn't even spell Lortab right Such a valiant effort.

Other than that the highlight of my day was having a 4yrd shout "I hate you!" into my face as I held her down so we could draw blood from her.

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Tomorrow!!! Vanessa comes!

I can't wait. I miss my best friend. I made her promise coffee time and mindless chatter with me

Nothing like some mindless chatter with a cream cheese brownie