So today we had this woman come into work complaining of Abdominal pain. So severe she couldn't walk and spent the next four hours in the ER being scanned (CAT scan of the abdomen and pelvis, X-ray's of the abdominal area, blood work ups, etc) got two 5mg of lortab and 10mg of morphine during her stay. So after finding nothing wrong with her that...
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Semi productive day.
Made it to class, Read about 20 pages of Chemistry, smoked only two cigarettes today and made it home from the coffee shop before it started to rain. I can already hear the tapping on my windows. I love sleeping in the rain, tonight I will sleep well.
So at the coffee shop while my face was burried reading about Polar Covalent...
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Made it to class, Read about 20 pages of Chemistry, smoked only two cigarettes today and made it home from the coffee shop before it started to rain. I can already hear the tapping on my windows. I love sleeping in the rain, tonight I will sleep well.
So at the coffee shop while my face was burried reading about Polar Covalent...
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Beware of Rebar in Ditches by Roadside when walking around drunk...
Got to see my first impalement. Yup! you read it right. A local woman decided to get drunk and go for a walk fell into a ditch by the roadside... and guess what was in the ditch that broke her fall and pierced her liver. YUP rebar!
In other new from the ER... I...
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Got to see my first impalement. Yup! you read it right. A local woman decided to get drunk and go for a walk fell into a ditch by the roadside... and guess what was in the ditch that broke her fall and pierced her liver. YUP rebar!
In other new from the ER... I...
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_bossanova_:
What a day indeed. Poor rebar lady!
Livers are much more useful intact, ya know? Ugh.
Livers are much more useful intact, ya know? Ugh.
My Daytrip to Smitty's Processing Plant.
I work with a nurse whose husband raises cattle. So when they come of age to meet the Cow God and their time in America has come to an end she has them slaughtered, processed and sells the meat to her co-workers. So in this crazy time of Mad Cow disease and me becoming vegan/vegtarian impossible, I decided to...
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I work with a nurse whose husband raises cattle. So when they come of age to meet the Cow God and their time in America has come to an end she has them slaughtered, processed and sells the meat to her co-workers. So in this crazy time of Mad Cow disease and me becoming vegan/vegtarian impossible, I decided to...
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tahliana:
Surely, that situation would make you want to go vegetarian purely out of grossed-out-ness!!! hehe 
Icky!!! (spoken like a true vegetarian haha)
Icky!!! (spoken like a true vegetarian haha)
_bossanova_:
Isn't grass-fed supposed to be healthier? Man, I am so glad I've never been to one of those places. I know what you mean about the Golden Pantry! We had Kountry Kitchen, I think, up in Dawsonville.
Man, I am so glad I've never been to one of those places. I know what you mean about the Golden Pantry! We had Kountry Kitchen, I think, up in Dawsonville.
My day to be a bum. sit at my computer. Update my ipod and watch Insomniac and South Park
Song I'm listening to:
The Best Part
Music & Lyrics: John Popper
Well what do you know here we are again
Been a long time I can't remember when
Well I wrote another one and guess who it's for
Don't mind if I'm embarrassed I can't...
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Song I'm listening to:
The Best Part
Music & Lyrics: John Popper
Well what do you know here we are again
Been a long time I can't remember when
Well I wrote another one and guess who it's for
Don't mind if I'm embarrassed I can't...
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Inserting a foley catheter into a 400lb man...
Fortunatly I passed the pleasure of doing this onto the other Tech that was orientating with me today. He had only done one, I have done two. We were given two tasks to split between us the choices were:
A) Insert a Foley Catheter into a 400+ lb man (he didn't know what he weight, yah think!)...
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Fortunatly I passed the pleasure of doing this onto the other Tech that was orientating with me today. He had only done one, I have done two. We were given two tasks to split between us the choices were:
A) Insert a Foley Catheter into a 400+ lb man (he didn't know what he weight, yah think!)...
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_bossanova_:
It is never wrong to wonder. Michel Gondry is a genius!
Poor man with gangrene.
Poor man with gangrene.
"I don't like guns, when me and my brothers were kids playing cowboys and indians, I was always the Chinese Rail Worker"
~Smoochy (Ed Norton)
God that movie always puts a smile on my face. I'M RAINBOW FUCKING RANDOLPH!!
I wonder who would win if the Irish Mob went against the Triads? I'm putting my money on the Triads
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Ever have one of those...
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~Smoochy (Ed Norton)
God that movie always puts a smile on my face. I'M RAINBOW FUCKING RANDOLPH!!
I wonder who would win if the Irish Mob went against the Triads? I'm putting my money on the Triads
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Ever have one of those...
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_bossanova_:
Oh yuck! I'm sorry, but that is just so....gross. I'd be afraid I'd maul the poor girl if I hugged her!
1. what facial feature do you find the most attractive on others? Lips
2. would you vote for a woman candidate for president? Yes, if she were the best candidate
3. would you marry for money? Never!
4. have you had braces? Yes
5. do you pluck your eyebrows? No
6. do you ever cut or hurt yourself? No
7. when was the last time...
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2. would you vote for a woman candidate for president? Yes, if she were the best candidate
3. would you marry for money? Never!
4. have you had braces? Yes
5. do you pluck your eyebrows? No
6. do you ever cut or hurt yourself? No
7. when was the last time...
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lunna:
Holy questions batman! 
You get a prize now I think.
1. Eyes 2. Agree with you 3.No 4. Yes 5. No, I shave them along the bottom and top 6. No 7. I have one on my lip right now,first time that's ever happened 8. No 9. Yahoo 10. 22 11. I would want to be Jean Harlow 12. Definatly 13. Both 14. Banana 15. white 16. Any city really 17. Some silent film forgot the name 18. Agree with you 19. Sometimes 20. Color 21. No 23. Yes 25. It's fun 26. Once in a great while 27. No 28. French 29. Yes 30. Sunsets 31. ok 32. No 33. Sugary 34. No 35. No 36. Yes 37. Yes 38. Either way is fine 39. Yes 40. Yes and I sleepwalk when I have them 41. Yes 42. Yes 43. No 44. Yes 45. Yes 46. About 7 47. Many 48. Variety 49. Yes 50. Sometimes 51. Back 52. Neither hehe 53. Sure 54. No 55. No 56. Emotional definatly 57. Well, it would look better 58. Yes 59. Piano 60. Yes 61. Yes 62. Yes 63. No 64. Both 66. Yes 67. Yes 68. No 69. No 70. Yes 71. 5 right now, wall phone,cordless and cell phones of Keith,J and I 72.. About half an inch past the bottom of my ears.
You get a prize now I think.
1. Eyes 2. Agree with you 3.No 4. Yes 5. No, I shave them along the bottom and top 6. No 7. I have one on my lip right now,first time that's ever happened 8. No 9. Yahoo 10. 22 11. I would want to be Jean Harlow 12. Definatly 13. Both 14. Banana 15. white 16. Any city really 17. Some silent film forgot the name 18. Agree with you 19. Sometimes 20. Color 21. No 23. Yes 25. It's fun 26. Once in a great while 27. No 28. French 29. Yes 30. Sunsets 31. ok 32. No 33. Sugary 34. No 35. No 36. Yes 37. Yes 38. Either way is fine 39. Yes 40. Yes and I sleepwalk when I have them 41. Yes 42. Yes 43. No 44. Yes 45. Yes 46. About 7 47. Many 48. Variety 49. Yes 50. Sometimes 51. Back 52. Neither hehe 53. Sure 54. No 55. No 56. Emotional definatly 57. Well, it would look better 58. Yes 59. Piano 60. Yes 61. Yes 62. Yes 63. No 64. Both 66. Yes 67. Yes 68. No 69. No 70. Yes 71. 5 right now, wall phone,cordless and cell phones of Keith,J and I 72.. About half an inch past the bottom of my ears.
A Random Memory of a Long Ago Breakup...
She was on top. We finally got each others cloths off, releasing all the built up post breakup tension that had been building up between us all day. This day, the first day we weren't together. The first day we we're "just friends" or at least trying to be. I was on my back, she straddled me...
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She was on top. We finally got each others cloths off, releasing all the built up post breakup tension that had been building up between us all day. This day, the first day we weren't together. The first day we we're "just friends" or at least trying to be. I was on my back, she straddled me...
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chezui23:
i've never been in love, but what you describe is already a fear i have. i know that everything must end and before it even begins im already thinking about the moment where it all changes, and you are never that close to that person again.
such a sad thought. i hope it doesnt mess me up when i actually do find the right girl!
such a sad thought. i hope it doesnt mess me up when i actually do find the right girl!
I hadn't swam in over a year... Almost two years actually. For some odd reason after going to the beach today I went to the pool I swam at from age 8 to 15. Seven years I came to this place daily to swim miles... Back and forth, back and forth. Back then I loved it. It was the only off switch my brain had...
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Beach Day!!!
I'll post pics of the "bearded/scruffy Crow" Later.
I shaved today, to mom's delight. "Tank God'h Ye'ah shave y'ah face"
The sun was shining, minimal clouds in the sky. My ass is white so I headed off to the beach. SHIT! I forgot that Spring Break is this week and the Winter Music Conference ended yesterday. So I was stuck in traffic during...
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I'll post pics of the "bearded/scruffy Crow" Later.
I shaved today, to mom's delight. "Tank God'h Ye'ah shave y'ah face"
The sun was shining, minimal clouds in the sky. My ass is white so I headed off to the beach. SHIT! I forgot that Spring Break is this week and the Winter Music Conference ended yesterday. So I was stuck in traffic during...
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"Welcome to Miami. Bienvenidos a Miami"
I always know I'm home when I hear this while walking throught the airport. Nothing like a bi-lingual city to drive you nuts
It's good being home. Talked with my brother about movies and books. Talked to Dad about work and school. Mom freaked when she saw the beard I've been growing (haven't shaved in two weeks +). To...
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I always know I'm home when I hear this while walking throught the airport. Nothing like a bi-lingual city to drive you nuts
It's good being home. Talked with my brother about movies and books. Talked to Dad about work and school. Mom freaked when she saw the beard I've been growing (haven't shaved in two weeks +). To...
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