Um the reason I didn't get you anything this season is...

i don't believe in santa clause
his corporate image forced upon
the blinded spending masses to enslave the lower classes
with obligatory gifts that serve to cleanse a year of guilt and shame.
one token gesture justifies the apathetic, hypnotized.
leaving them to be kris kringle's slaves.

BUY! BUY!

I won't do it.
the seasons obligation has not my participation.

BUY! BUY!

i won't do it.
the money hungry mating call of corporate swine.
cuz it's only for the money!
it's only for the money!
it's only for the money!
it's only for the money!
NOW BUY!

he monitors naughty and nice
big brother is st. nick!
methodically his judgment made documented on his list.
i don't believe in santa clause or his mystical facade
to teach the children wanton greed,
they're lust for gifts becomes a need.
brainwashed by the marketing and victims of the corporate scheme.
material possessions becoming they're obsessions
till human life has lost it's value and you blindly do just what they tell you
I DON'T BELIEVE

his tactics of intimidation repress the minds of youth
using fear for generations, his image hides the truth
he's just a puppet for the system, a glutton in a suit
with yuletide propaganda and a bearded mask to boot!

Well that and I couldn't find a place to park at the mall sorry