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Thursday Nov 06, 2003

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A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest member. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that is why you always feel smarter after a few beers
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brandy:
*laughs* great false analogy ooo aaa
Nov 13, 2003
jen:
Haha, yeah, Oshawa SUCKED. Thanks. wink

I don't like Vancouver much, either... too big for me, I
guess. Visiting is OK, as long as you don't have to park
in public places. wink
Nov 13, 2003

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