crookshark

oh man, the greatest greatest GREATEST thing ever happened to me tonight. so funny. okay, my good friend margaux wanted me to come keep her company at this burlesque show that her boyfriend was mcing. it's not truly burlesque though, it's actually 'baraeoke which is amateur burlesque. anyone can get up and strip. at first i wasn't too keen to get on stage, but margaux was buggin me. and then i found out the whole thing was a fundraiser for the women's help line and all these women's shelters in toronto. so, that was a good enough reason right there. and THEN i found out there were prizes!! fucking EH! so, no costume, no practice, no nuthin, i got up and did 'if you want blood' by ac/dc(bon scott acdc, no less!). oh me oh MY. it was FUN. shakin' my dick through my undies, all the girls screaming!! you ladies would be PROUD of me!

everybody that did a spontaneous strip, got to pick out of a giant pussy purse and see what they'd won. i won this incredible 150$ german made fucking vibrating dildo. it's fucking HUGE and has 6 different vibrations and wiggles and shit. it's amazing. AMAZING!

yeah. so now i'm fucking pumped. there's a picture of me in makeup with my super hot dildo in my pics section! check it out.


man, that was FUN. i was born to STRIP. fuck, i'm hot.