crooked_crown

ok ok ok........im just going to come right out and say it.....i am a total asshole, and if you got a problem with that, give me your address so i can watch you die in wretched agony, with maybe a little horror thrown in there for good measure......also, if you are obese ( ) please refrain from even looking at my profile, i said it before and ill say it again, i am not a t-bone steak, a ham sandwich, or even a pork chop. i am not delicious, and to be quite honest i probly taste pretty bitter (if my current attitude is any indication) i do, however, love compliments from beautiful enchantresses such as avalon........thank you and go to hell (i will arrive soon after)