Tuesday May 23, 2006

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Are you one of the 4400?


Breaking news: - I have come to the decision that I can only ever marry a woman who would want Tommy Edwards 'It's all in the game.' to be played for the first dance at the reception of our nuptials*; regardless of whether we have a reception or even a nuptials.





* why does that sound rude?
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perdy:
Oh well if it's an armadillo I'm not chuffing inetersted. They were just over hyped with all that dime bar business.
Now pangolins are a different matter if you're willing to compromise on the letter?
perdy:
Terry Christian?! Just give me 20 minutes in a stuck lift with him and my "toolbox".
Down with the 'dillo indeed. It's gonna be a party with a pangolin, mark my words.

Sunday May 21, 2006

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Well it was Eurofrisson again last night and I didn't watch it but I did see Britains entry on the news this morning as well as the winners.

I know that Gwar are well liked an' all that but I just thought the winners looked like twats. Where were the sensible slacks?

The British entrant. At least we proved we have a sense of humour....
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zombieelvis:
My only gang is my intricate system of lawyers and financiers. Yes, they're on here, but only to make sure I keep my busy hands to myself.
perdy:
Fuck that! I'm gonna die of a massive opiates overdose before that happens. Oh yeah you betcha, no nasty death for me.

Although the aardvark sounds quite nice.

Friday May 19, 2006

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So, like like like. Understand, like?

No, me neither.

Me, no, like.

The nicest people have amongst the most annoying habits.

Like.

Why do people do that?

It reminds me of that episode of Slack Bladder during the First World War where Charlie Chaplin sends them a telegram.

"Never let him STOP"

...or some such similar.

I'm rambling (me and Janet Street-Porter).


In addition my...
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trementina:
I'm so glad you're back.
Of course you made me laugh with your comment, and this time, my friend, it did hurt!!!
(I can't smile, just bending my lips to one side, which makes it looks evil...like the squirrel woman is conquering the world with her icy twisted smile...)
blackwell:
Just couldn't resist the lure of SG, eh? Welcome back.

Thursday May 18, 2006

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Back a few days and already the conspiracy has started and the censors have moved in.

"It's an outrage" - Shocked of Pimlico

"I'm stupified" - Outraged of Leyton Buzzard

"You can not be serious." - John MacEnroe

"I've seen worse. A course of penicillin should clear that up." - Dr Waynright

Maybe it was just a glitch because of the transition to the beta...
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djinn:
....ooh and I'm loving living in London, people are surpising friendly its great. I actually have a social life again biggrin
djinn:
Haha, oh ok biggrin

Paragliding would terrify me it's just wrong!

I spent a month in Thailand which was amazing. I'd love to do Japan but I hear its insanely expensive, so maybe HK or Korea next time.

Monday May 15, 2006

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After a few months away SG made an offer I couldn't refuse (but that only just survived my spam filter) so I thought "What the heck.".

What's new with me? I chopped off my hair. Not as traumatic as it sounds, I was long overdue with the fed up of it. Apart from that I am still pratting about. Went to Hong Kong for a...
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nish1:
I wasn't purged biggrin

I hope you didn't lose your strengh when you cut your hair. tongue

Thats some serious holidays. New York won't know whats hit it. biggrin
wendy:
eeek you're back!!!

Saturday Jan 14, 2006

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Ok, so my years membership to SG runs out on the 16th; tomorrow. I don't know if that means midnight or what so I shall say my tatty byes now and this can be my last update.

What can I say? It's been interesting and there are, obviously, lots of great looking women on here that are great to look at and also to chat...
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blackwell:
All the best, mate.
nish1:
Good kharma and success to you too.

Thursday Dec 15, 2005

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Ok, I told you I was sick.

Got another session done on my tattoo today and almost passed out afterwards. I'd been unable to hold my arms in anything like a comfortable position whilst lying down and when I got up at the end it took all my will power to keep head, heart and bowel in check.

puke

The stabbing with needles was no more...
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zombieelvis:
That is absolutely fucking amazing and blows apart most of the shit you get on this site - Mo is the best, seriously. I love me some religious tattoos. Here's one of mine (bad pic and close up cos I'm holding the camera and don't know how to work it properly). It's a long way from finished. I'll be taking this down once you've had a glance (I hate showing my tattoos on here), so let me know when you've checked it out



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zombieelvis:
That one is on my arm, but below the detail I've shown, my arm is shaved and I wear ladies nail varnish to pretend I'm giving myself lady love in moments of loneliness. Your plumbers crack only spurs me on.

Mine's been about 2 years in the making and I'm really fucking bored with it. I don't think about it anymore. I've had loads of stuff done elsewhere inbetween the Mary sessions, but there's no way I'd have anything that detailed again. On the plus side, that particular piece doesn't cost me anything anymore cos I get it done for free, but it's something I now only go back to every two months or so. I had a lot of shit happen to the black about 18 months back, when it reacted in the sun - I had to put loads of stuff on that faded the ink and then basically had to start from scratch. In all honesty, I'm sorry I started it - it never gets seen, cost a hell of a lot initially, and has been a load of fucking about. Since then I stick to flash.

Yours is fantastic, and Mo shouldn't be charging you for it cos that's probably the piece that will make his name worldwide. He's going to put that right at the front of his folio, send it in to all sorts of magazines, and display it whenever he does an expo. He's right to, it's amazing.

Wednesday Dec 14, 2005

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I am layed low with the mother of all colds (it must be flu or some other very serious strain of disease because surely* the "common" cold would not have had such a devestating effect on me and my immune system)

I should drag myself up on my dying bed and write a belated account of my vague arse. If only I could just stop...
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Monday Nov 28, 2005

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I'm off to Las' Gey Vas on Wednesday for a ve' long weekend. I hope to include at least one visit to a gun store/range to blat away several $s in ammunition at paper targets. It is highly unlikely I will gamble, other than with my lunch on the rides at the top of the Stratosphere. I will also be on the prowl for "all...
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zombieelvis:
where's your tatt pics then?
nish1:
Have a great time biggrin

Fear and Loathing wink

Monday Nov 14, 2005

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It's official, I am weird.

Checking out Benni's latest set and I found myself, as Benni is slicing off her thong with the cold steel, studying the detail of the tattoo on her right forearm. surreal

I'm sure that normal service would be resumed if I was actually present during the dethonging.
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user101822327:
Mo Copoletta! Thats who I want to do my shoulder - 1/4 sleeve!!! Hes fantastic! I always get appointments with Amanda Toy when she guests at Mo's tattoo studio - in fact Im booked in again for mid December. I think Mo looks very dashing in his glasses! Cant wait to see your tattoo - it must no doubt be entirely fabulous! What theme are you having?

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frantic:
slezy jesus? ha! dont remember that in the bible there must of been a line that said "and jesus spoke "i want a raffle and a couple of strippers" Hey come to think of it who is that girl in the last supper picture"
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