... 'tards, why? 'Tards on a bus .... why?
I should point out that I have nothing against the slow witted or even the simply thick but why is it that the people with the least to say choose to broadcast their ignorance at such high volumes and unselfcensored?
On my usual bus into college this morning, at my usual time, I was presented with the first sign of 'tardom when I approached the rear of the bus and CC was sat with feet up on the back seat. As I said, I have nothing against the thick but surely the correct use of a seat isn't beyond people? The same sorts who sit on a bench with their feet where their arse should be and their arse perched on the back rest, 'Tard! in big bold letters invisibly written across their forehead.
Anyway, back to this morn. Apart from not being able to navigate the usage of a seat CC in question had his nose buried in a redtop and retracted his legs on my approach. Unfortunately a female he knew got on the bus within two stops and then he proceeded to spew forth mindfuckery for the rest of the 40 minute journey. He filled her in on why he was sporting a blackeye and how, had it been a few centimetres further to the left, the blows struck on his phissog would have killed him. Clearly the person who lamped him needs to try harder and work on his aim. Because his audience was female he was out to impress and talking shite seemed to be his schtick. At one point he explained how such and such was on the crack and the heroin. 'On heroin!?!' 'Oh yeah, he's on the heroin and the smack too.'. Being a mindless fuck he also resorted to the playground courting method of pushing, pulling and hitting the poor lass. After I had got off the bus I watched it pass and the lass had moved as far across the seat away from lump as she could.
One particularly moronic tale involved him and a friend stealing some woman's, possibly his mother, mobility scooters which they had then reregistered and got new number plates for. I wasn't aware that mobility scooters had number plates but why anyone would think stealing mobility scooters (personal transport for people with disabilities) would give you kudos probably says more about the circles of people I don't mix in.
Vent over.
I should point out that I have nothing against the slow witted or even the simply thick but why is it that the people with the least to say choose to broadcast their ignorance at such high volumes and unselfcensored?
On my usual bus into college this morning, at my usual time, I was presented with the first sign of 'tardom when I approached the rear of the bus and CC was sat with feet up on the back seat. As I said, I have nothing against the thick but surely the correct use of a seat isn't beyond people? The same sorts who sit on a bench with their feet where their arse should be and their arse perched on the back rest, 'Tard! in big bold letters invisibly written across their forehead.
Anyway, back to this morn. Apart from not being able to navigate the usage of a seat CC in question had his nose buried in a redtop and retracted his legs on my approach. Unfortunately a female he knew got on the bus within two stops and then he proceeded to spew forth mindfuckery for the rest of the 40 minute journey. He filled her in on why he was sporting a blackeye and how, had it been a few centimetres further to the left, the blows struck on his phissog would have killed him. Clearly the person who lamped him needs to try harder and work on his aim. Because his audience was female he was out to impress and talking shite seemed to be his schtick. At one point he explained how such and such was on the crack and the heroin. 'On heroin!?!' 'Oh yeah, he's on the heroin and the smack too.'. Being a mindless fuck he also resorted to the playground courting method of pushing, pulling and hitting the poor lass. After I had got off the bus I watched it pass and the lass had moved as far across the seat away from lump as she could.
One particularly moronic tale involved him and a friend stealing some woman's, possibly his mother, mobility scooters which they had then reregistered and got new number plates for. I wasn't aware that mobility scooters had number plates but why anyone would think stealing mobility scooters (personal transport for people with disabilities) would give you kudos probably says more about the circles of people I don't mix in.
Vent over.