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I'm off to Las' Gey Vas on Wednesday for a ve' long weekend. I hope to include at least one visit to a gun store/range to blat away several $s in ammunition at paper targets. It is highly unlikely I will gamble, other than with my lunch on the rides at the top of the Stratosphere. I will also be on the prowl for "all you can eat" buffets where I shall practice some of my UFC moves as learned by watching Ultimate Fighter Series 2. Mainly the thing where you have to climb round the body to get to the cheesecake.

As it is my first wizzit to the culture kapital of the USofA I shall also try and take in some of the museums....Elvis A Rama, Liberace, M&M. If Britney Spears would like to get married then I will be available from Thurs 10-12 (divorce Fri 14:00 - 16:00). Other than that I shall be leering at showgirls and hard working waitresses whilst avoiding the attentions of Law Enforcment officials.

I shall also be avoiding people with names of Derek 'the Diamond' Denny, Steve 'Scarface' Stachi and John 'The Jumped Up' Johnson.

If you are in town then feel free to join me, I shall be the rather scruffy looking bloke asking for "spare change" with the questionable personal hygiene habits who is leering at showgirls etc etc etc.

ViVa the vague arse!!!!.