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crivelli

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Thursday Oct 27, 2005

Oct 27, 2005
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3rd sesh on my back and am very happy with progress.

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1) I put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp

2) Contrary to popular belief, I did not put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong nor the bop in the bop sh-bop sh-bop though I may have, worse the wear for Maynard's Wine Gums, have put the dip in the dip da dip da dip. So let's hear no more on the subject.

3) I still have all my teeth......and those of several neighbourhood cats.

4) I like my cheese on 'cheese on toast' to be cut thin and almost singed to the toast.

5) I have more money than sense and I only ever get pretty red letters from my bank.

6) My bank manager is a good friend and I only wish I had the time to take up his generous offers to go see him

7) Despite what their lawyers and the preciding judge may say on the subject, I have many celebrity friends.

8) I cast the first stone. (It was Brian Jones in case you were interested)

9) The Gingerbreadman was wrong.

10) I believe that 'hate' is just an anagram of 'the a'.

11) If you saw me in the street you would ask me to give your wallet back or shout 'Stop, thief!'. Those who say "Cheer up." are usually met with a cheery "Fuck off cunt!".

12) I shall be eating a late supper of bacon as soon as I can finish this list.

13) I can lick my nose with my tongue. (possibly of particular interest to the ladies though, so far, it hasn't brought me much success as a substitute for 'Can I buy you a drink?')

14) I believe I will not, can not die before my parents.

15) I have a strong distaste for plazzy people, especially those who lay claim to be Oirish or Scottish. You weren't born there, you weren't raised there, just accept that you are English/American/Canadian.....Nepalese.

16) I have a tendancy to insult people out of a naiviety that they will apreciate that it's only my opinion and not a UN mandate.

17) I am glad that I don't live in America because I would have shot and killed people by now.

18) I am glad Britain does not have similar gun laws to the USA....see above.

19) When Nietche said "That which does not kill us makes us stronger." was he talking about smell?

20) I am perplexed as to whom I should "tag" on my friends list as I don't make friends easily and wouldn't want a mass exodus when they realise that I have sneaked onto their friends list and purge* me. I shall eat my bacon and ponder on it.







*I know 19) was a question so I shall add 19+) I intend getting a copy of the book "Name of the Rose" to read soon.
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zombieelvis:
I'm currently bringing up the rear.





what?
Nov 1, 2005
sally:
thanks for your comment! you are so sweet! kiss
Nov 1, 2005

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