criticaloversite

My life as a salable product:

Pros:
- school is going very well
- plenty of cigarette coupons courtesy of Camel
- Wild Turkey has a new whiskey for me to build up a tolerance to
- next week, I have the option of using a sledgehammer, axe, or sword at work for the second time. I chose sword. Again.
- there are enough empty cans and bottles in my garage to buy an eigth of cheap weed
- I'm the only male in all my classes except one. The other guy is about 40 and stands way to close to people when speaking to them.
- shiney new boxer shorts. Well, not shiney.
- I have a paper due tomorrow that I'm excited about discussing.


Cons:
- I've literally got $147.52 to my name for the next two weeks
- my car is still broken
- the anxiety meds seem to have stopped working
- no poon for me
- work is about to get really hectic and stay that way for two months
- I lost my harmonica
- I failed to buy the HIPPA cd I need for class next week, and the school bookstore is out of them.
- my writing has gone to shit, not that it was that great to begin with
- I still need to write that paper I'm excited about, and instead I'm web-surfing.


Oy.