The first letter in today's 'Dear Abby' made me chuckle a bit.
Yes, I do feel badly for the woman involved (today's Daily News had as the headline Lonely widow gets STD, which was probably a little harsh - but just the way she writes, " ... long story short -- he gave me genital herpes." It made me laugh.
Okay, so one second they're having coffee ... yada, yada, yada ... genital herpes.
I thought for sure it was just a bad edit (Abby is almost always edited in some way to fit into the available space for each newspaper ... and, no, I don't know why I know that) so I tracked down the official site. The Daily News did do a hatchet job on the article (as compared to the version on the website) but the first paragraph is exactly the same.
Just to reiterate ... I feel badly for the woman, I just got a kick out of the wording of her letter.
Yeah, I'm probably still going to hell ... good thing my ticket had already been stamped.
Yes, I do feel badly for the woman involved (today's Daily News had as the headline Lonely widow gets STD, which was probably a little harsh - but just the way she writes, " ... long story short -- he gave me genital herpes." It made me laugh.
Okay, so one second they're having coffee ... yada, yada, yada ... genital herpes.
I thought for sure it was just a bad edit (Abby is almost always edited in some way to fit into the available space for each newspaper ... and, no, I don't know why I know that) so I tracked down the official site. The Daily News did do a hatchet job on the article (as compared to the version on the website) but the first paragraph is exactly the same.
Just to reiterate ... I feel badly for the woman, I just got a kick out of the wording of her letter.
Yeah, I'm probably still going to hell ... good thing my ticket had already been stamped.
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