crispy

woo. when are you roadtripping? that sounds like fun. if only i had a car... and maybe a license so i could drive it. maybe sometime before i die...

i guess i'm okay. there's just been a lot of drama in my life lately. definitly some intenational intrigue involved. all the drama is wearing me down, on top of the shitloads of homework i've been getting lately. sometimes i wish the world would just freeze for a little bit, so that i'd have sometime to collect myself.

jeopardy! good luck. i'll cheer ya on if you make it.

ah bills. the world should be rid of them. they're too depressing.

Didn't V ever tell you? She likes hanging with me because I'm so tiny... She carries me around in her pocket, feeding me baby carrots. If I'm good she pulls me out to drink frosty cold beverages and sniff armpits.

I applied to Jeopardy but they rejected me saying I was too smart. They said it would be unfair to the other contestants.