Home!
It's getting nasty out there ...
Just got home - my friends fucked me. That might be too harsh ... if I wasn't driving, I would've wanted to stay, too, but ... I was driving and I wanted to get home safely, so I left without them.
Maybe I fucked them ...
Of course I got lost on the way home (sadly, I was born without a sense of direction. My motto: never lost; frequently misplaced.)
I finally found my way ... I always seem to.
It took me almost an hour for a twenty minute drive, but despite the three inches of packed snow on the streets (HELLO?!? PENNDOT?!?) I made it home pretty much without incident ... although I did go sideways a few times.
One of the guys who I drove to the bar tonight (my best friend's neighbor ... married, 2nd child on the way) cleared a girl's car of snow in return for a blowjob. Sadly, he was proud of this. Is it only me that sees the WRONG in shit like this? He had met this girl at most 20 minutes prior and she sucks him off for scraping her windshield. Huh?
Yet another reason I up and left when they said, "Just another 20 minutes!". Uh ... it's ten after one, it's snowing like a motherfucker out there, Dave's already gotten head, there's three inches of snow on the ground, and I (the driver) want to leave.
So I left them.
Hopefully they made it home safely.
I have so much more that I want to say about the pool that was shot tonight and whatnot, but this entry is already waay too long.
We're going to get at least a foot of snow ... thank God I don't have to shovel ...
It's getting nasty out there ...
Just got home - my friends fucked me. That might be too harsh ... if I wasn't driving, I would've wanted to stay, too, but ... I was driving and I wanted to get home safely, so I left without them.
Maybe I fucked them ...
Of course I got lost on the way home (sadly, I was born without a sense of direction. My motto: never lost; frequently misplaced.)
I finally found my way ... I always seem to.
It took me almost an hour for a twenty minute drive, but despite the three inches of packed snow on the streets (HELLO?!? PENNDOT?!?) I made it home pretty much without incident ... although I did go sideways a few times.
One of the guys who I drove to the bar tonight (my best friend's neighbor ... married, 2nd child on the way) cleared a girl's car of snow in return for a blowjob. Sadly, he was proud of this. Is it only me that sees the WRONG in shit like this? He had met this girl at most 20 minutes prior and she sucks him off for scraping her windshield. Huh?
Yet another reason I up and left when they said, "Just another 20 minutes!". Uh ... it's ten after one, it's snowing like a motherfucker out there, Dave's already gotten head, there's three inches of snow on the ground, and I (the driver) want to leave.
So I left them.
Hopefully they made it home safely.
I have so much more that I want to say about the pool that was shot tonight and whatnot, but this entry is already waay too long.
We're going to get at least a foot of snow ... thank God I don't have to shovel ...
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I have not heard anything about the group yet, I applied Monday night, if I don't hear anything by the end of the weekend I will ask about it, but I don't want to be pushy since they probably get a lot of requests.