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cripplethreat

Gimptasticland, NC

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Look Alive, I'm 35!

Jun 10, 2023
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It's my birthday! My smart glasses came in on Thursday and they are pretty fucking awesome. For the first time in 23 years I can shoot photos and videos without anyone's help using just my voice! Below are some highlights from the past couple days including the unboxing video from my Youtube channel, my sweet Buff boy makng biscuits (it wouldn't let me add it. I'll try again). , and my very first naked mirror selfie! Please let me know what you think!

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cripplethreat:
@samihain Thank you!
Jul 12, 2023
cheshire_:
I missed it I’m so sorry I hope you had a great birthday 🥳 💖💖💖Happy Belated Birthday 🎂
Jul 31, 2023

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