i would kill a guy for a bloody mary and a tall beer.
i would slap someone for a hand-job.
i'd probably kick you in the nuts for a fig newton.
go piss up a rope.
i would slap someone for a hand-job.
i'd probably kick you in the nuts for a fig newton.
go piss up a rope.
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neodrunk:
Wha, wha, wha. Quit being such a bitch... that's the wife's job.
neodrunk:
Phew, before reading this, I was worried it may have been you.