Went to the strip club Thursday night with the ROTC ladies. Oh my. I love strip clubs but they still make me feel sooo dirty. My friend and I shared a lap dance but since we were the best customers of the evening (5 girls waving dollar bills in the air for 2 hours straight) they gave us a private room so that everyone could watch. This girl was awesome because she had a whip and she whipped us and let us whip her back, which was pretty sweet. She also decided that she had to take a look at my tits, and pulled my top down. I've never had a stripper do that before, I didn't even know they were allowed to. She then had me put on her shoes and try to walk in them. I not only walked in those heels, I danced. She said that I should work there. I would work there, aside from the fact that I could never show my pussy to old men. I could do burlesque, but never full nude.
Anyway, it was a great time. We actually got yelled at because everytime a song came on that we liked (we were all pretty drunk, so we LOVED every song) we would try to get up and dance with each other. This apparrently takes attention away from the strippers, which the owner did not like. So we had to sit and behave. But they did send out another stripper since there had only been one who was focusing on the men only. Once they realized we wanted to spend money, the girls stayed on our end. I had more pairs of tits in my face than I can remember. I also had a lot of faces in my tits. Like I said, great night. So on the way home, we're all excited and decide we're going to go back to the ROTC house and have a dance party. The guys were already pissed that we went out to the strip club without them, so we wanted to rub it in their faces. The one girl pretty much flashed all the guys but the captain. Which is good, cuz he's a pervert.
So it's about 1:30 am and we all have to get up at 5:30. I'm still tipsy, but I don't have any of my stuff, so I have to drive the five minutes back to my place. Oh fuck. I normally do not beleive in driving while even tipsy. But I really need to get home and get some sleep. So I drive home, completely fine, no speeding, no weaving, I do great. I park in the middle of the parking lot, say fuck it, and the second I get out of the car, its like I'm completely trashed again. I guess my brain just made me think I was sober enough to drive home. Scary. Hopefully I will never do that again. So I turn on the tv, all the lights, and make tacos. Best tacos I've ever had.
I pass out in my uniform because there's no way I'm going to do it in the morning. I get there pretty much on time and find out we're going to go do some field training. Fuck. It's really fucking cold out and I'm super hungover, as are most of the girls. We did crawling drills. In the cold mud. And let me tell you keeping the barrell of your weapon out of mud while crawling as close to the ground as possible, is not as easy as it sounds. PS, the pictures are up, and pardon that I don't look very hot in them. I'm super hungover and covered in mud.
I spend the rest of my weekend sleeping, studying, and mostly cleaning. Hope you all had more fun than me. And tomorrow is my second to last shift as a Denny's slave. Woot!
Love y'all
Anyway, it was a great time. We actually got yelled at because everytime a song came on that we liked (we were all pretty drunk, so we LOVED every song) we would try to get up and dance with each other. This apparrently takes attention away from the strippers, which the owner did not like. So we had to sit and behave. But they did send out another stripper since there had only been one who was focusing on the men only. Once they realized we wanted to spend money, the girls stayed on our end. I had more pairs of tits in my face than I can remember. I also had a lot of faces in my tits. Like I said, great night. So on the way home, we're all excited and decide we're going to go back to the ROTC house and have a dance party. The guys were already pissed that we went out to the strip club without them, so we wanted to rub it in their faces. The one girl pretty much flashed all the guys but the captain. Which is good, cuz he's a pervert.
So it's about 1:30 am and we all have to get up at 5:30. I'm still tipsy, but I don't have any of my stuff, so I have to drive the five minutes back to my place. Oh fuck. I normally do not beleive in driving while even tipsy. But I really need to get home and get some sleep. So I drive home, completely fine, no speeding, no weaving, I do great. I park in the middle of the parking lot, say fuck it, and the second I get out of the car, its like I'm completely trashed again. I guess my brain just made me think I was sober enough to drive home. Scary. Hopefully I will never do that again. So I turn on the tv, all the lights, and make tacos. Best tacos I've ever had.
I pass out in my uniform because there's no way I'm going to do it in the morning. I get there pretty much on time and find out we're going to go do some field training. Fuck. It's really fucking cold out and I'm super hungover, as are most of the girls. We did crawling drills. In the cold mud. And let me tell you keeping the barrell of your weapon out of mud while crawling as close to the ground as possible, is not as easy as it sounds. PS, the pictures are up, and pardon that I don't look very hot in them. I'm super hungover and covered in mud.
I spend the rest of my weekend sleeping, studying, and mostly cleaning. Hope you all had more fun than me. And tomorrow is my second to last shift as a Denny's slave. Woot!
Love y'all
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My buddy John and his GF took me out to a strip club this past summer, under the idea that since I was going back to teach in Alaska my chance of seeing a naked woman for the next 9 months were pretty much zilch. A raunchy good time was had by all