What do you say when a woman calls her 13-month-old Son Fat and lazy? Even Maria get's Pizza...I had this question I wanted to ask her that I totally forgot too today...Was Jesus a virgin when he died? I had the strangest dream this morning...When I woke up...I started to think about it...Sean Connery and Wesley Snipes were in it...It was some type of espionage movie setting dream...I feel like they tricked me to gain access to a secure location...Riley and I started are walk an hour later today because I didn't have to be in till 9 am...We didn't see any of his dog friend nor did he do a number 2...I remember when I used to worry about those things...He will go later...In fact I even did a second walk with him this morning hoping we would go...He seemed pretty happy to be going on a second walk...Follow the Yellow Brick Road...Follow The Yellow Brick Road...If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"? Today in 30 BC, Cleopatra VII Philopator, the last ruler of the Egyptian Ptolemaic dynasty, commits suicide allegedly by means of an asp bite...Happy Birthday Casey Affleck!! I wonder what the most interesting text message Tiger Woods sent today...Follow the Yellow Brick Road...Follow The Yellow Brick Road...Clay Buchholz pitched Marvelously last night...I can't believe that they don't have the Cosby Show on Thursdays anymore...The Blue Jays pitcher named marCUM blew it...I would of hate to be the one who had to sew Jarrod Saltalamacchia's last name on the back of his jerseys...I honestly think Clay Buchholz is candidate for the American League Cy Young Award...13 wins and 2.49 ERA...Crown him!! Police in Atlanta have arrested a man in connection with a three-state serial stabbing spree that resulted in at least 20 attacks and five deaths...Why do they put holes in crackers? The weird part about the dream I awoke from this morning was I woke up with an erection...
Today in 1955, President Eisenhower raises minimum wage from 75 cents to $1 an hour...Happy Birthday Yvette Nicole Brown!! The Boston Red Sox are three and half games behind Tampa Bay in the AL wild-card race...Sales Tax free weekend in Massachusetts this weekend...Maybe this will be the weekend will be the weekend I get my new set of tires...A 12-year-old rural Minnesota girl maybe charged with DWI...What's even weirder is that a licensed driver, 19-year-old Benjamin R. Repinski of Winona, was a passenger in the vehicle... He was cited for underage drinking and driving, underage drinking and allowing an unlicensed person to drive...The 12-year-old girl had a blood-alcohol content of 0.09 percent...Why is it OK for dudes to slap other dudes' asses in football, but not in any other situation? Today in 1988, Boston Red Sox set AL consecutive home victories at 23...Happy Birthday Sir Mix-a-Lot!! Who is the man...Billy Hall!! Bill Hall hit two home runs and drove in four runs last night against the Blue Birds...I wonder what Tiger Woods most interesting text message was today...Donde Esta Waldo? Chef Christopher Turla earned his Davenport, Iowa restaurant a $335 ticket yesterday after health inspectors saw a video of him kissing and licking toads in the kitchen...Where is the outrage from the Amphibian advocates...Restaurant owner Yidi When says he'll pay the ticket. He also says Turla is just a funny guy who needs some more training about restaurant sanitation...Here is my question...Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? Things that make you go hmm...I sang Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer today...
Today in 1943, The first Philadelphia Experiment test on United States Navy ship USS Eldridge...Happy Birthday Antoine Walker!! I wonder if Antoine has started touring high schools yet...Getting kids scared straight speeches...Are you saying my apples aren't what they ought to be...The Red Sox have hit 153 home runs this season...Christina Hancock, 23, pleaded not guilty yesterday in Concord District Court to murdering her son, Kaydn, on May 12...I wonder what that is like standing there accused charged with beating her 13-month-old baby boy to death...New details are starting to leak out about her story... I wonder what it's like to stay in Prison overnight and think the situation...What if I told you she was pregnant with her fourth child...A witness characterized her to police stating that she was "was practically inseparable from her daughter" and "she gave up custody of her oldest son when he was 9 months old and left Kaydn in the care of a babysitter for a substantial period of time, including weekends and holidays...Yup she is charged with beating her 13-month-old baby boy to death, called him fat and lazy and left him with a broken arm for days...I don't know there is just something about this story that makes so sick...Where are the father or fathers of the babies...Turning the page to something that would come out of the tabloids...Roy Sveden of Brewster, Mass., was shocked and relieved when he learned that what he thought was a cancerous tumor in his lung...It's actually a half-inch long pea sprout...Who'd you talking about Willis...Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs? I came home tonight and did a walk with Riley...I was even able to play Battlestations Midway for a half hour...He sawing wood when I got home...
Cell phone that does everything...Internet...Outerspace...Slingbox...and it has a battery that lasts a half hour...Priceless!! I can't wait until I have my own family...Visions of a Thanksgiving dinner danced around my head...
Today in 1994, Major League Baseball players go on strike...The work stoppage forces the cancellation of the 1994 World Series...Happy Birthday Leah Pipes!! Bill Hall should win the Red Sox 10th player award...They still give that out right? Saltalamacchia will start behind the plate tonight...Artyom Sidorkin, a Russian man who was found to have a five centimeter long pine tree growing in his lung...Why H-E double Hockey sticks did the Red Sox start their game at 12:37 today...Who is around to watch it...Not only that BUT PAPS got down on his knees and lost the game!! WTF!! A judge is considering whether a Pittsburgh-area man can legally change his name to Boomer the Dog..Why put a towel in the dirty clothes basket if when you get out of the shower you are clean? What to watch tonight...Should I watch Love Actually or Revenge of the Sith? Time for some Smirnoff Blue...Little boob tube...Then time to dream any and all anxiety away for the day...
Today in 1955, President Eisenhower raises minimum wage from 75 cents to $1 an hour...Happy Birthday Yvette Nicole Brown!! The Boston Red Sox are three and half games behind Tampa Bay in the AL wild-card race...Sales Tax free weekend in Massachusetts this weekend...Maybe this will be the weekend will be the weekend I get my new set of tires...A 12-year-old rural Minnesota girl maybe charged with DWI...What's even weirder is that a licensed driver, 19-year-old Benjamin R. Repinski of Winona, was a passenger in the vehicle... He was cited for underage drinking and driving, underage drinking and allowing an unlicensed person to drive...The 12-year-old girl had a blood-alcohol content of 0.09 percent...Why is it OK for dudes to slap other dudes' asses in football, but not in any other situation? Today in 1988, Boston Red Sox set AL consecutive home victories at 23...Happy Birthday Sir Mix-a-Lot!! Who is the man...Billy Hall!! Bill Hall hit two home runs and drove in four runs last night against the Blue Birds...I wonder what Tiger Woods most interesting text message was today...Donde Esta Waldo? Chef Christopher Turla earned his Davenport, Iowa restaurant a $335 ticket yesterday after health inspectors saw a video of him kissing and licking toads in the kitchen...Where is the outrage from the Amphibian advocates...Restaurant owner Yidi When says he'll pay the ticket. He also says Turla is just a funny guy who needs some more training about restaurant sanitation...Here is my question...Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? Things that make you go hmm...I sang Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer today...
Today in 1943, The first Philadelphia Experiment test on United States Navy ship USS Eldridge...Happy Birthday Antoine Walker!! I wonder if Antoine has started touring high schools yet...Getting kids scared straight speeches...Are you saying my apples aren't what they ought to be...The Red Sox have hit 153 home runs this season...Christina Hancock, 23, pleaded not guilty yesterday in Concord District Court to murdering her son, Kaydn, on May 12...I wonder what that is like standing there accused charged with beating her 13-month-old baby boy to death...New details are starting to leak out about her story... I wonder what it's like to stay in Prison overnight and think the situation...What if I told you she was pregnant with her fourth child...A witness characterized her to police stating that she was "was practically inseparable from her daughter" and "she gave up custody of her oldest son when he was 9 months old and left Kaydn in the care of a babysitter for a substantial period of time, including weekends and holidays...Yup she is charged with beating her 13-month-old baby boy to death, called him fat and lazy and left him with a broken arm for days...I don't know there is just something about this story that makes so sick...Where are the father or fathers of the babies...Turning the page to something that would come out of the tabloids...Roy Sveden of Brewster, Mass., was shocked and relieved when he learned that what he thought was a cancerous tumor in his lung...It's actually a half-inch long pea sprout...Who'd you talking about Willis...Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs? I came home tonight and did a walk with Riley...I was even able to play Battlestations Midway for a half hour...He sawing wood when I got home...
Cell phone that does everything...Internet...Outerspace...Slingbox...and it has a battery that lasts a half hour...Priceless!! I can't wait until I have my own family...Visions of a Thanksgiving dinner danced around my head...
Today in 1994, Major League Baseball players go on strike...The work stoppage forces the cancellation of the 1994 World Series...Happy Birthday Leah Pipes!! Bill Hall should win the Red Sox 10th player award...They still give that out right? Saltalamacchia will start behind the plate tonight...Artyom Sidorkin, a Russian man who was found to have a five centimeter long pine tree growing in his lung...Why H-E double Hockey sticks did the Red Sox start their game at 12:37 today...Who is around to watch it...Not only that BUT PAPS got down on his knees and lost the game!! WTF!! A judge is considering whether a Pittsburgh-area man can legally change his name to Boomer the Dog..Why put a towel in the dirty clothes basket if when you get out of the shower you are clean? What to watch tonight...Should I watch Love Actually or Revenge of the Sith? Time for some Smirnoff Blue...Little boob tube...Then time to dream any and all anxiety away for the day...