crharrison

Hi everybody! Hope everyone is well. I’m writing this blog to talk about how things are going lately for me as an artist.

I’ve talked before about my Paint and Sip gigs, and am still kicking ass and taking names. . .

but I also had a great moment working with one of my colleagues. She works with me, and when she found out I
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Possible side effects may include:

Extreme confidence resulting in stupidity, unexplained nakedness, overwhelming love for your idiot pals, spontaneous dance moves, a desire to shout “Whoo-Hoo!” a lot, an unwise desire to kiss the bouncers girlfriend, flatulence, something you thought was going to be flatulence but. . .never mind, wittiness (not!), an inability to judge beauty, marriage, divorce, remarriage, enhanced sexual drive, diminished sexual performance,...
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Yeah, I need to update my life more often, especially now that we’ve entered the second half of the year (Christ on a bike, time flies fast!), but I’ve been busy honestly.

Lately I’ve been taking care of my two nephews, along with my mom and her boyfriend while my sister tries to get her shit together, if that ever happens. My oldest is 5...
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C’mon don’t be koi.

I don’t mean to be fishing for compliments.

Cod I be any punnier?

If you can think of a betta pun, drop me a line.

These series of dumb dad jokes is in honor of Father’s Day.

One more fish joke. How can fish be dumb when they swim in a school?

@missy @penny @eirenne

“Hey did you hear? The Mexican Pizza is back at Taco Bell!”

Whoop de doo

I know I don’t often post updates on life, and I’ve been pretty quiet lately. This past week I’ve just been kissing the ground that I’m still able to walk on.

Last Sunday, I was in a nasty car wreck that I was lucky to walk away from. I was blinded by bright sunlight that made it very difficult to see, and I crashed into
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