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cretinfamily

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Tuesday Sep 13, 2005

Sep 13, 2005
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i'm going to do nerd porn.

Name: sometimes....duh. (like i'm really going to tell you my name)
Birthday: 4/3/1982
Birthplace: Tulsa Oklahoma
Current Location: Tulsa Oklahoma surreal
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: black
Height: 5'5
Right Handed or Left: right
Your Heritage: native american mostly...with a few other things thrown in for fun.
The Shoes You Wore Today: pink chuck taylor rip offs
Your Weakness: i will never tell.
Your Fears: see "weakness"
Your Perfect Pizza: the one i'm eating
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: PINKY, ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?
Thoughts First Waking Up: fuck, not again.
Your Best Physical Feature: pfft.
Your Bedtime: i don't know? confused
Your Most Missed Memory: i'll tell you when my baby boy grows up.
Pepsi or Coke: All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi..
MacDonalds or Burger King: <<<<<EVIL eeek
Single or Group Dates: my husband doesn't let me date
Chocolate or Vanilla: chcolate...duh.
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee...with a shot of jack if you can swing it.
Do you Smoke: yes...trying to quit though.
Do you Swear: i've made big scary men blush by the words that have came out of my mouth.
Do you Sing: some say so.
Do you Shower Daily: do i stink?
Have you Been in Love: yeah...a few times.
Do you want to go to College: YESH!! biggrin
Do you want to get Married: again??? i swear the husband would be pissed about that one.
Do you belive in yourself: fuck yes.
Do you get Motion Sickness: no.
Do you think you are Attractive: i have my good days.
Are you a Health Freak: hahahaha no.
Do you get along with your Parents: pfft
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes...very much.
Do you play an Instrument: yes.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: only the legal ones.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no frown
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: fuck no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: puke no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no frown
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: in the bathtub...that's so hot.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no.
Ever been Drunk: close now
Ever been called a Tease: see "fear"
Ever been Beaten up: we aren't going to answer that.
Ever Shoplifted: yes blush
How do you want to Die: i get to choose now??!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a chair
What country would you most like to Visit: ireland
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instarsia:
you know i've been to Ireland myself...and i am homesick for it lately. i miss everything about it.


can we do nerd porn TOGETHER?

cause that would be uber hot.

i luff you girlie.
Sep 15, 2005
vaux:
That was, bar none, th best rant I've ever heard. He just won all of my money!
Sep 17, 2005

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