cretinfamily

i work 6pm-12am. the shift is really boring at times but there are moments that are quite entertaining.
i get all the crazies who decide 11pm is the best time to pick up all of the necessities they may need in their daily life. you know, like bulk chicken livers.
this one crazy lady decides to come in about 30 minutes before close and spend 29 minutes digging through the bargain bin and then checkout while questioning me about the price of each and every item. i'm not really sure why she needs the large quantity of swim shoes, pens, and christmas napkins but who am i to judge?
my favorite customer of the night:
1 trojan condoms
1 trojan condoms
1 snickers marathon bar

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looks like one of my oh so entertaining customers decided to bring me a little gift.......their fucking germs!!
yeah, i'm sick. goddammit. son of a bitch. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. shit.