Sunday Nov 25, 2012

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So I'm pretty sure I just heard my upstairs neighbors having sex.
It was pretty awful. And not for the reasons you would think either. It's not that I'm bothered by hearing other people have sex. It's just that it was so horribly boring.
Made me want to go masturbate because me masturbating would be more interesting and satisfactory than them having sex.

They moved in a few months ago and fight and yell at each other constantly. They also have a little girl who's around my son's age that gets yelled at and plopped in her bouncer seat constantly while the mom watches TV.
E had commented the other day that we had never heard them have sex and maybe that's why they were so miserable.

I'm pretty sure the issue has more to do with the type of sex they're having. I think it lasted all of 3 minutes if that. There was no change in rhythm so, no adjusting for comfort or angle. And after it was over the husband actually asked the wife if she came shocked I'm pretty sure she lied.
(and yes my walls and ceiling are THAT thin)
I kinda want to go leave some really raunchy porn in their mailbox now...tongue
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snowmiser:
yuck.....
9005900:
When we moved to Dallas in 1998, we had to live in an apartment because the construction on our new home was still not completed. The couple upstairs had sex every night at exactly 10:15. The never did talk loud, yet we could hear them arguing. It was always the same thing, She wanted to leave because he was not contributing enough into the marriage, and he had so many possessions, It was liking reading the same chapter over and over again. After about 6-7 minutes of debate, it would get quiet and would then hear moans, followed by heavy hard flesh pounding. Moans got louder and longer, and then she would let out a muffled scream, like either she or her husband would cover her excitement. Total time between argument and climax was around 10 minutes, Then they were quite, until the next evening.

I finally got to meet her one morning, but not the husband as she was coming down the stairs to go to work. Not a very attractive lady, but was very polite and we introduced ourselves. She said, "I hope the noise coming from upstairs ism't bothering you". I lied and said no. She replied, yes our little Yorkie sometimes get very antsy when she wants attention.

Fuck, I never knew they had a dog! surreal

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