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Ooo good days good days.

Me and Debra (the little punk girl) have bonded.
We had this health guy come in an give us a demo.
We cracked up about how you can't trust anybody that tan and how he was probably on ephedra while he was talking to us.
Then Bettie Gump started preaching to some other girl while I was trying to help her with her roller sets.
I was so helpless.
We just shook our heads and rolled our eyes at each other.

I didn't mention what a small fucking world it is.
I know her boyfriend (Shawn) because he used to work at the shop owned by Andy's best friend Chris.
AND Shawn put in a good word for me!
Buwahhahaha!!!
I've been saved from the ghetto church crazied masses!
And that loud mouth girl who picks on me...

And the bestest news, I got 1 out of like 5 Ebay orders. I got 3 My Scene Barbie dolls.
Those are the barbies with the big ass heads.
I've already cut up Barbies hair.
Now it's all spikey and blonde. Kind of like future Sg Mei's hair.
The other two are too fucking cute to mess with.

*sigh* Barbie is luff (love).

I got this website ad in my email for Russian mail-order brides.
The thought of having a mail-order bride is kinda hot and fucked up all at the same time.
Cause it would be like having a live Barbie doll I could have sex with.
Which just goes into all kinds of objectification issues.
Not to mention they look fresh out of high school.
And that's all kinds of wrong.
But then again I'm not going to fucking order a mail-order bride so what the hell... It's still hot to think about.

Besides who's ever heard of mail-order Russian lesbians?