The dreams are back!
I was in a perpetual Kevin Smith movie with Drew Barrymore as my best friend. We were teachers or something and Bobby Glass was in it too. Drew had gone back to her superblond Shirley Temple hair. I remember buying and sending myself Barbie dolls and acting surprised when I opened them. I would go into this really weird comic book store that gave you free samples of vegetable ointment and Vaseline lip gloss. It was run by an old man who would give me free CDs. There were a lot of weird heads on the opposite wall. All of the same guy but with different shit going on with his head.
Then me, Andy, and David went to a huge department dollar store. I wanted cookies but I was being good and got a box of thin mints that only had three. David was coaxing me with a pack of 20. I make some remark and he hit me. So I twirled something around and hit him in the face and broke his nose. Then he lost it and started swinging me around. He said, "That better had been an accident." And it was... I just meant to make him flinch and not actually hit him. So I'm begging please please It was and accident, and hit lets me go right through the store doors and a plate glass window. I'm laying there stiff like im paralyzed. There's blood everywhere and a large shard of glass is stabling me in the side. He disappears and all of a sudden his Darnell, whos now on the top floor and is about to jump down on me with a huge glass blade. But luckily he's arrested and cant hurt me. Then I pick myself up and get into my Jeep and go home. Then I call work and tell Drew I'm outside. We are walking and talking about Pepper Anne. I gather up my kids, all girls, which happen to also be huskies. Crystal and Sasha. So I go out the back door to leave and my next door neighbors have jackals.
So I get into my now minivan and the Dixie Chicks are sitting around the front yard playing with dogs. So we all get into the minivan and suddenly this black guy with dreads and tats is there and Kevin Smith! And I yell "God, I want to be in a Kevin Smith movie." But nobody hears me and I get into the back of MY minivan and Kevin sits next to me drinking a milk shake and making googly eyes.
I was in a perpetual Kevin Smith movie with Drew Barrymore as my best friend. We were teachers or something and Bobby Glass was in it too. Drew had gone back to her superblond Shirley Temple hair. I remember buying and sending myself Barbie dolls and acting surprised when I opened them. I would go into this really weird comic book store that gave you free samples of vegetable ointment and Vaseline lip gloss. It was run by an old man who would give me free CDs. There were a lot of weird heads on the opposite wall. All of the same guy but with different shit going on with his head.
Then me, Andy, and David went to a huge department dollar store. I wanted cookies but I was being good and got a box of thin mints that only had three. David was coaxing me with a pack of 20. I make some remark and he hit me. So I twirled something around and hit him in the face and broke his nose. Then he lost it and started swinging me around. He said, "That better had been an accident." And it was... I just meant to make him flinch and not actually hit him. So I'm begging please please It was and accident, and hit lets me go right through the store doors and a plate glass window. I'm laying there stiff like im paralyzed. There's blood everywhere and a large shard of glass is stabling me in the side. He disappears and all of a sudden his Darnell, whos now on the top floor and is about to jump down on me with a huge glass blade. But luckily he's arrested and cant hurt me. Then I pick myself up and get into my Jeep and go home. Then I call work and tell Drew I'm outside. We are walking and talking about Pepper Anne. I gather up my kids, all girls, which happen to also be huskies. Crystal and Sasha. So I go out the back door to leave and my next door neighbors have jackals.
So I get into my now minivan and the Dixie Chicks are sitting around the front yard playing with dogs. So we all get into the minivan and suddenly this black guy with dreads and tats is there and Kevin Smith! And I yell "God, I want to be in a Kevin Smith movie." But nobody hears me and I get into the back of MY minivan and Kevin sits next to me drinking a milk shake and making googly eyes.
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My dreams are fucking loopy...