creative_slacker

Ahhh I love when the media gets something right. Oh the caption reads BUSH: ONE OF THE WORST DISASTERS TO HIT THE U.S.

So I am posting the new drink specials created by myself and Mr. Matthew

1) THE DIRTY KATRINI
- 3 parts Taaka Vodka
- 1 part stagnant flood water
- 1 scoop swampgrass
- serve in cracked martini glass
- garnish with looted antique tiara

2) CATEGORY 5
- 2 parts stolen bourbon
- 1 part K&B tequila (if you can find any)
- a dash of West Nile
- 1 teaspoon of fecal matter
- shake, stir, and swirl really fast in a counter-clockwise fashion (remember, blenders need electricity to work, this one's gonna take some elbow grease)
- serve in looted Pat O'Briens Hurricane Glass
- garish with homeowner's policy

3) WHEN THE LEVEE BREAKS
- Crank up the corresponding Led Zeppelin song (you may have to dust off the cassette)
- 4 Parts Everclear
- 1 Part ExLax
- Dash of sandbag sand
- garish with a lit stick of dynamite
- serve warm in whatever container you find floating by

I intend to give a heartfelt update, but I am feeling a little low at the moment. I thought I should stop by and give you all a little love. I should be getting a ed version of photoshop so I will return with photos post haste.