Alright, here is the Creative Slackers tour of New Orleans.
Take three parts U1:05 and place them in an UNSTOPPABLE city such as New Orleans and then add alcohol; it equals a night of crazy fun with Myself, MoralityDies, and AnnieSegall.
The first leg of the tour is Annie S driving ridiculously well in a city with all one way streets. She impressed me with her ability to maneuver around the town with outstanding ability. The streets here are small and confusing- no left turn, one way here, wrong way there. Im on a bike so, I tend to ignore street directions; heck, Ill jump on the sidewalk when needed.
After driving for ages, we finally pop out of the car and start with OFlannerys Irish pub. A man who looked as if he slept on the streets was playing banjo. He worked his folk magic on us and brought us to tears. Alright, not tears persay, but we did drink our domestic beer and felt akin to his music stylings.
We popped in to view the carousel bar, but it was packed with wealthy old people who would need to be pried from the bar stools to get a seat. I think these people were sitting there from the last time I had a drink at the revolving bar (2 years ago). Morality Dies did end up having a fan club. His mohock brought down da house wif da richy rich ladies. OY!
We decided to party where we fit in THE OZ. -One of the best gay bars of New O. Man candy danced on the bars. I watched a mantastic dude fondle his genitals just to stay hard while he danced on the bar. I wasnt sure if he was adjusting, itching, or trying to fondle his balls the tighty whites were an added package plus. At this point, the shot boy came over to sell his wears to us. It was an unstoppable opportunity to watch AnnieS and MoralityD get blown. Jell-O shots dont just slide down your throat; the shot boy blows it down from the other end of the tube. I tried not to snicker as MD felt slightly uncomfortable with a man being so close to his face. Bwahaaaaa I had to take a picture of him squirming. Ahhh great fun.
Suck it MD, suck it... tee hee hee.
Walking down Bourbon is always great on Friday nights. Tons of people bouncing off bodies, it was like being swatted left to right with belligerent drunks good times, good times. Finally we get to the Alibi to meet up with the crowd I work with. The kids were going to a strip club for a farewell party for a coworker. We went to the gold club to check out the nekkid ladies. This was my first time at a strip joint. My impression: ummm, OVERRATED. The girls were high on something OTHER than life, and well, if I want to check out naked girls, I come here. These kittens didnt scream intelligence or even pretty for that matter. All in all the night was a blast. It was great hanging out with fellow SGs. The next day they came to my restaurant and tipped like ROCKSTARS. Many, many thanks for that, guys.
And now in other news:
Bentman has just finished his graphic book:
The comic is super cheap and it is worth the read. Ive watched him work through this brain child and I am super proud of him completing a fine piece of achievement. Many props, now check out: www.deftoons.com to see what Im talking about.
Alright, Im out for now..
Take three parts U1:05 and place them in an UNSTOPPABLE city such as New Orleans and then add alcohol; it equals a night of crazy fun with Myself, MoralityDies, and AnnieSegall.
The first leg of the tour is Annie S driving ridiculously well in a city with all one way streets. She impressed me with her ability to maneuver around the town with outstanding ability. The streets here are small and confusing- no left turn, one way here, wrong way there. Im on a bike so, I tend to ignore street directions; heck, Ill jump on the sidewalk when needed.
After driving for ages, we finally pop out of the car and start with OFlannerys Irish pub. A man who looked as if he slept on the streets was playing banjo. He worked his folk magic on us and brought us to tears. Alright, not tears persay, but we did drink our domestic beer and felt akin to his music stylings.
We popped in to view the carousel bar, but it was packed with wealthy old people who would need to be pried from the bar stools to get a seat. I think these people were sitting there from the last time I had a drink at the revolving bar (2 years ago). Morality Dies did end up having a fan club. His mohock brought down da house wif da richy rich ladies. OY!
We decided to party where we fit in THE OZ. -One of the best gay bars of New O. Man candy danced on the bars. I watched a mantastic dude fondle his genitals just to stay hard while he danced on the bar. I wasnt sure if he was adjusting, itching, or trying to fondle his balls the tighty whites were an added package plus. At this point, the shot boy came over to sell his wears to us. It was an unstoppable opportunity to watch AnnieS and MoralityD get blown. Jell-O shots dont just slide down your throat; the shot boy blows it down from the other end of the tube. I tried not to snicker as MD felt slightly uncomfortable with a man being so close to his face. Bwahaaaaa I had to take a picture of him squirming. Ahhh great fun.
Suck it MD, suck it... tee hee hee.
Walking down Bourbon is always great on Friday nights. Tons of people bouncing off bodies, it was like being swatted left to right with belligerent drunks good times, good times. Finally we get to the Alibi to meet up with the crowd I work with. The kids were going to a strip club for a farewell party for a coworker. We went to the gold club to check out the nekkid ladies. This was my first time at a strip joint. My impression: ummm, OVERRATED. The girls were high on something OTHER than life, and well, if I want to check out naked girls, I come here. These kittens didnt scream intelligence or even pretty for that matter. All in all the night was a blast. It was great hanging out with fellow SGs. The next day they came to my restaurant and tipped like ROCKSTARS. Many, many thanks for that, guys.
And now in other news:
Bentman has just finished his graphic book:
The comic is super cheap and it is worth the read. Ive watched him work through this brain child and I am super proud of him completing a fine piece of achievement. Many props, now check out: www.deftoons.com to see what Im talking about.
Alright, Im out for now..
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rannie:
PINK HAIR IS RADTACULAR OMFGZ!!
rannie:
No, really. it is. I wanna see.