This is GORK pronounced $#(*)#$(*)#Q*%*#*? in my language the q is silent. I am here to tell you, that I have taken over this journal. The creative slacker you seek is not here. Her brain is being dissected by my crazy coworkers. After her meltdown at work, she volunteered to have her gray matter deep fried. She may or may not be returned to the SG world depending if her mind functions after Im through with it. Mwahaaaaa, mwahaaaaa, meep. K, later suckas.