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New Windsor, Md

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Wednesday Sep 22, 2004

Sep 22, 2004
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WAKE UP!!! I woke up at the crack of noon thirty. I must have turned my alarm off for almost an hour. I need to learn the skill of hearing the alarm, turning it off, and getting my ass out of bed; otherwise, I am going to drive shadesdrawn insane if we spend more than a week sleeping in the same bed.
I'd like to apologize now for the ensuing madness I may put him through. My mum HATED the weird alarm dance I do. I guess my father was the same way. I told her if she didnt want me to have lazy dna then she should have copulated with someone else.
Yeah, displacing the blame doesn't help the symptoms.

I am currently in love; Marriam Webster has an online dictionary that kicks massive ass. I listen to the pronunciation of words like vehement, renege, and atrocious Not because I cant pronounce them but, because they make me hot. Mmmmm.

Out of curiosity when you buy bran spanking new underwear from a store, do you wash them first, or just rip off the tags and shimmy them on? I will admit to it I wear my underwear right after buying them. I mean its not like a bathing suit, who tries on panties before buying them? You should know your size. Right? Usually if I buy undies it means I need to do wash, or I have recently thrown some out; the same rule applies for socks.


Alright, I have an apartment to clean before I go to work (boo hiss). I had eleven days off, how on earth am I going to tolerate yob hell?
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sicka:
Oh man. That had to be the funniest thing ever...all those cars appearing out of nowhere and me standing in my underwear with you trying to to cover me up. Hahahaha. It was the most fun I've had in weeks.

Oh and I always put my undies on before washing them after I buy them. All the cool kids do.
♥
Sep 23, 2004
machinegunpauly:
READ MY JOURNAL! WTF?

I'm starting over and all my old friends are gone.....LOVE ME! smile wink

Later Girly......
Sep 23, 2004

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