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Mmmmmm..... well it took three hours of clambering under the desk, fiddling with wires, cursing, swearing, pleading with the Goddamned Router to JUST FUCKING WORK, calls to tech support, wrestling with cables, doing it all over again beacuse of the important files you forgot to burn off but I've FINALLY DONE IT. I have set up my brand-spanking-new, oh-my-God-taste-the-dual-processors-of-JUSTICE PC. Oh yeah baby... taste the...
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iseult:
Oh no, unintentional innuendo strikes again... wink
perdy:
Nice to meet you chap...shame we missed the vomiting?
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Aww shucks fellas blush Thankyou all for saying such nice things about my bit of blather. A couple of your comments made me feel like trying my hand at writing some song lyrics, seeing as how I've never done that before and I felt like having SOMETHING to show for another day off work, so I wrote a song about how much I fucking hate MySpace...
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hunkpapa:
Good stuff, chief!
foralways:
that's rubbish about the confusions and frustrations frown Hope you're okay. if you want to talk, you know where i am. smile
Have a good weekend mister. x
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"English motherfucker, do you speak it?"

Language, it's a funny old thing, isn't it?

I mean sure, on one level you can take it for what it is, the framework we have created to take everything away from abstraction, even abstraction itself. The pin we use to trap the butterfly of an idea, pinning it down for us to display to passers-by. Paring an object...
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mat8drb:
I love the activity, just not the final steps. wink

I'm trying not to do nothing on a weekend this year. It is working quite well so far. smile
caramel:
I'm exactly the same with the writing, I have some exciting ideas and then I write a page or so and then something more exciting comes along. whatever

Haha. I liked your answers to my inane questions. Another one, which has been annoying me today: do birds really blow up if you feed them baking powder or is it an urban myth? shocked

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I have some strange conversations with my friends:

Ben says:
Why is it all ex's seem to be completely bugfuck crazy?
Ben says:
Do WE seem that way to them do you wonder?
Never fear, Matt is here!! says:
i think so. But hey thats women for ya!
Never fear, Matt is here!! says:
completely random as they are
Ben says:
It's because they have...
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johnnyforeigner:
I do neither nohari or johari. i don't play by the rules, man ARRR!!!
pinklet:
Today they pressed the button to open the train doors! Aren't they doing well!

kiss
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I be all rocking the improvisational free-form jazz comedy like a motherfucker, yo.

- Ben The Flowerpot Man is brought to you by Verizon Wireless(tm), we never stop working for you


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Ok, I admit it, I am needy. Needy, needy Creamy. I must have validation! Do my Johari! Do my Nohari!

Big Poppa Creamy's AudioGoodness

Well I've got some choicy treats for you today...
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slavewire:
people are doing covers of Snoop Dogg tracks now?? jeez...
but it is good!
(and i actually quite like that Snoop Dogg song..and own that first album.. but shhhh...)

how do you get mp3's for download on your page like this?? i'm impressed...

and thanks for the congrats..
heroes182:
Was good seeing you too Mr, a nice surprise! smile I miss going to meets
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Well, it's been a couple of days now, so I suppose my obligatory write-up of the rather gargantuan Leeds meet is expected by now.

It started friday evening for me, as I was crashing over at TheNonStopDancer's pad to make my morning journey that much easier. Rousing myself at the truly ungodly hour of 7am, we managed to stumble our way to the station...
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elysia:
I knew that there was something odd about the people currently sat surrounding me in the library. I may have to run away screaming quietly.
foralways:
Sorry blush
It wasn't subtle really though, was it? tongue And anyway it was only yesterday, today I am thinking about driving and God and making cakes. smile
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Right, well, as predicted, I'm tired of THAT nonsense. Don't worry all, just a little emo moment there. Sod it, let's have some music on, shall we?

Big Poppa Creamy's AudioGoodness

Dean Grey (American Edit) - Dr Who on Holiday: A mashup remix for you kind folks first of all. Dean Grey caused quite a stir on the blogosphere when his American Edit mashup...
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johnnyforeigner:
Always wonderful to see you dude smile
kinto:
You want some seriously groovy stuff?

Grab Jim Jarmusch's "Broken Flowers" soundtrack, it's brilliant. And watch the film, it's brilliant too, needless to say smile
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I very much doubt this journal entry will last that long. I shall most likely come home tomorrow, slap myself for being a silly emo prick and waffle about something else.

But fuck it, I've hurt someone who deserves so much better because I did something really fucking stupid and thoughtless. I've spent the whole night (and not the first one) feeling physically sick because...
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almostfamous:
you could never see my nips!
just acres and acres of hair

muahaha
acwildheart:
As I was saying in someone else's journal the other day, in the words of the Wildhearts, "No-one hates a fuck-up unless they're all fucked up themselves"

Take it easy dude. You'll pull through. smile
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its_matt:
always good to see you with a knife, son... always. biggrin
foralways:
no, none of those things, just a belly full of jelly. tongue
mmm... squishy! wink
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Blame the movies.

In the movies, whenever a family or bloodline or whatever has some secret destiny or terrible obligation, the last generation doesn't find out about it until their father/mother/older family figure lies dying in a puddle of their own blood. They then have to find out exactly what's going on from some old family friend living in a swamp somewhere. The prospect of...
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poppystrike:
You are a wordsmith my friend. And a damn handsome one at that wink.

Was lovely to see you the other week. Hopefully the lady and I will be taking a trip to the big smoke sometime soon.

We can all make babies together shocked.
robsilver:
Thaks for the birthday wishes!
I sank nearly a whole bottle of tequila, so I had a great time... so people tell me biggrin