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Monday Apr 14, 2003

Apr 14, 2003
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10 things I want to say (and mean it) before I die:


1. Now now ladies, no need for the two of you to fight over little old me.
2. Follow that car!
3. And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids.
4. Now now ladies, no need for the three of you to fight over little old me.
5. We need to wake the President.
6. Well as you're going to die anyway, I might as well tell you...
7. Your Kung-Fu is powerful, but I wil still defeat you!
8. Now now ladies, no need for the four of you to fight over little old me.
9. Spankathon
10. I accept this award on behalf of... well... myself. I deserved this and you're all fuckers for taking so long to give it to me.
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
maelwys:
Aha! I do not use Kung-Fu! For the Schwartz is my ally biggrin
Apr 23, 2003
creamygoodness:
Aaah, I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!
Apr 23, 2003

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