A couple of things:
First of all, I pick up my pen (figuratively) and do the first bit of creative writing I've attempted in months and get 12 journal comments. I scrawl a few lines about cutting my nutsack in the shower and get 25. Goddamn you vulturous bastards.
Second of all, a few weeks back we had another person called Ben starting to work at the library. Naturally talk turned to how we would distinguish between the two of us. I shunned their suggestions of calling me 'Old Ben' or 'Ben 1' or 'Ben B' and instead insisted they referred to me as 'Ben The Magnificent'. I am most pleased to report that, after a rocky start, now even my colleague's families are referring to me as 'Ben The Magnificent' in order to differentiate the two of us. Bow down to how much I rock.
So... that just leaves me to wish you all a Merry Christmas, Hapy Hannukah, a Ker-azy Kwaanza and a solemn and dignified Ramadan. See some of you folks on New Year's Eve, the rest of you soon enough.
First of all, I pick up my pen (figuratively) and do the first bit of creative writing I've attempted in months and get 12 journal comments. I scrawl a few lines about cutting my nutsack in the shower and get 25. Goddamn you vulturous bastards.
Second of all, a few weeks back we had another person called Ben starting to work at the library. Naturally talk turned to how we would distinguish between the two of us. I shunned their suggestions of calling me 'Old Ben' or 'Ben 1' or 'Ben B' and instead insisted they referred to me as 'Ben The Magnificent'. I am most pleased to report that, after a rocky start, now even my colleague's families are referring to me as 'Ben The Magnificent' in order to differentiate the two of us. Bow down to how much I rock.
So... that just leaves me to wish you all a Merry Christmas, Hapy Hannukah, a Ker-azy Kwaanza and a solemn and dignified Ramadan. See some of you folks on New Year's Eve, the rest of you soon enough.
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I believe this says a lot more about me, than it does about you.