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creamygoodness

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Tuesday Dec 21, 2004

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AAARRGGHH! BASTARD WHORE-FUCKING BITCH-STABBING CUNTY ASS-FESTERING NO-GOOD POO-STABBING FUCKITY FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK SHITBRICK KNOB-JOCKEYING RECTUM-SPELUNKING CUNTY-MINTS FUCK-SOCKS SON-OF-A-ALBANIAN-MIDGET-WRESTLER VAGINAS!

I have just sliced my bloody nutsack open with a fresh razor-blade and, if that wasn't enough, used an analgesic stick to stop the bleeding so now my loins feel as if they have BEEN DIPPED INTO THE VERY FIRES OF HADES.

WHY CAN'T YOU DAMN WOMEN BE ATTRACTED TO SCARILY ERRATIC FACIAL STUBBLE AND A CROTCH THAT LOOKS LIKE A PYGMY POKING HIS HEAD OUT OF THE RAINFOREST UNDERGROWTH?




I now judge myself to be in a sufficient state of mind ot go do my Christmas shopping in Covent Gardens. You'd better not shout, you'd better not cry, you'd better not pout, I'm telling you why. Santa Creamy's coming to RIP YOUR FUCKING KNEECAPS OFF.
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agentblack:
You Fool.


That was nature's way off saying "Stop, you're heading the way of the Belgians..."
Dec 23, 2004
poptard:
blackeyed

thats gotta hurt,
man i hope that worth it,

hope you haev a good xmass,

if you can sit down that is tongue
Dec 23, 2004

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