creamygoodness

Right now I am watching a little cyber-avatar of me do well in his chosen career of politics, amass a small army of rather attractive young women as friends, and get himself more action than I've seen in years.

I am incensed by the smug little bastard.


There are two lessons to be learned from this:

1. Just because your mum is a Sims fanatic, doesn't mean you have to be too, even if she does force you to buy Sims 2 for her.

2. The way to a woman's heart is through a steady progression of chatting, through to jokes and friendly games of 'punch me punch you' finally leading to making out on the sofa and boinking like bunnies.




*Punches you on the arm* So stop me if you heard this one...