MOTHERFUCKING COCKBITE KNOB-GUZZLING MONKEY-SPUTUM-DRINKING WHOREBASTARD DIE ON ANTHRAX STABBING DEATH-KNIVES YOU CUNTING FUCKSOCKS!
*Takes a deep breath* Well... that feels slightly better. As you might be able to tell, I'm a mite peeved. Some charming fellow seems to have taken it upon himself to purloin my phone whilst I was enjoying an otherwise splendid night out with the gang.
So, would you kind lads and lasses be so good as to e-mail me your mobile phone numbers if I had it before?
*Takes a deep breath* Well... that feels slightly better. As you might be able to tell, I'm a mite peeved. Some charming fellow seems to have taken it upon himself to purloin my phone whilst I was enjoying an otherwise splendid night out with the gang.
So, would you kind lads and lasses be so good as to e-mail me your mobile phone numbers if I had it before?
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phoenixfox38523:
Hiya matey...sorry i was a bit off on Sunday...i wasn't feeling too good and can come across a bit funny... hopefully we'll meet again and i'll put it right 
daisie:
nice to have met you yestarday