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Monday Jul 12, 2004

Jul 12, 2004
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Whoops.

I just got the umpteenth call from a telemarketer today asking for a 'Mr Bartlett'. Naturally I told them I'd just go get him (him being me, natch) and left the phone for a minute or so. I figured they might want some nice hold music while they waited, so I put the phone up to the speakers and started blaring out 'Die for your Government' by Anti-Flag. After a few choruses of "YOU'RE GONNA DIE, GONNA DIE, GONNA DIE FOR YOUR GOVERNMENT, DIE FOR YOUR COUNTRY THAT'S SHIT!" I picked up the phone again and wouldn't you believe it, they hung up frown

Who will sell me insurance now? frown
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fpkk:
Nicely done.

The next telemarketer round my way gets Alec Empire and no quibbles.

If you're about wish me luck for my driving test tomorrow. Thanks! biggrin
Jul 14, 2004
sonicmoo:
biggrin excellent! I had again one last night, I'll select a good tune for next time wink

what about "I don't give a fuck" from Peaches?
Jul 14, 2004

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