Whoops.
I just got the umpteenth call from a telemarketer today asking for a 'Mr Bartlett'. Naturally I told them I'd just go get him (him being me, natch) and left the phone for a minute or so. I figured they might want some nice hold music while they waited, so I put the phone up to the speakers and started blaring out 'Die for your Government' by Anti-Flag. After a few choruses of "YOU'RE GONNA DIE, GONNA DIE, GONNA DIE FOR YOUR GOVERNMENT, DIE FOR YOUR COUNTRY THAT'S SHIT!" I picked up the phone again and wouldn't you believe it, they hung up
Who will sell me insurance now?
I just got the umpteenth call from a telemarketer today asking for a 'Mr Bartlett'. Naturally I told them I'd just go get him (him being me, natch) and left the phone for a minute or so. I figured they might want some nice hold music while they waited, so I put the phone up to the speakers and started blaring out 'Die for your Government' by Anti-Flag. After a few choruses of "YOU'RE GONNA DIE, GONNA DIE, GONNA DIE FOR YOUR GOVERNMENT, DIE FOR YOUR COUNTRY THAT'S SHIT!" I picked up the phone again and wouldn't you believe it, they hung up

Who will sell me insurance now?

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The next telemarketer round my way gets Alec Empire and no quibbles.
If you're about wish me luck for my driving test tomorrow. Thanks!
what about "I don't give a fuck" from Peaches?