Ok, so I guess I'll take a brief break from uploading pictures to write the big journal entry on this weekend that seems to be expected of me.
It was a lot of fun. Journal over.
Wait, you want more? Oh alright then, this Bank Holiday weekend was the first ever SGUK invasion of Cardiff. It still boggles the mind that we managed to get so many people out to Cardiff for the weekend, but we did. I was one of the madmen who stayed for the entire weekend and I don't think I was completely sober at all between friday evening and monday morning.
FRIDAY:
Started off innocently enough (well, not really) as me, Tubesound, Kinto, Partiallyblind, Mariana, Geronimo, Vix and Brainfreeze all met up to pile into the Wint Express (or Megabus.com bus to Cardiff, for you boring pedants). What would have been a dull-as-fuck 4-hour journey was livened up immensely by being in the company of a group of extremely groovy people. The time was spent wearing granny panties on our heads, discussing the Alien films and trying not to stab people for their Godawful annoying ringtones.
After we finally arrived (late, of course), I cajoled Geronimo, God bless his huge heart, into taking my bag with him back to the hotel so that I could hurry up with the serious business of getting hammered. We went on to The Gatekeeper (I still have no idea why we spent so much of our time in this pub, it was a huge rubbish Wetherspoons full of chavs and buffoons) and met up with the many, many people who turned up for the night. I just know I'm going to forget some people here, but the list of people who turned up on friday is just about as follows:
MelissaMoon
MisterJesus
preppylegend
munch
idiot
partiallyblind
creamygoodness
Kinto
mariana
geronimo
Tilly SG
Sianyriot
LadyInsane
Pervypunk
Nixxx SG
Nadine SG & MrMuddle
Vix
brainfreeze
WaTed
Perversia
Wrathchild
Meatwad
Tubesound
Vicky SG
Abaddon
Highlights at the pub included bum-wrestling, Ladinsane's first ever Bukkake moment, courtesy of Kinto's glass of wine and his butterfingers, more horsing around with the granny panties and an extraordinary amount of booblie-squeezing.
After the pub we went on to that fine establishment, and it's a shame here that the Internet cannot properly convery sarcasm, Metros. This was, of course, after losing Kinto for 5 minutes as he slinked off somewhere to buy wine and eventually dispatching Partiallyblind to go retreive him. After that the remainder of the night was spent in Metros, with lots of broken glass, falling over, hunting down the ever-elusive tequila-man Dai, everyone getting ever-so-slightly merry, the occasional bit of drama, some ill-advised snogging and a whole lot of fun. After that I wandered the mean streetsof Cardiff for a while in the company of Partiallyblind, Tilly, Mariana and Geronimo as we tried to hunt down what is obviously an endangered species in Cardiff, the cab. After that we actually had to break into our hotel as there was no-one at the reception desk, which admittedly didn't take a lot of criminal cunning.
SATURDAY:
After waking up from a fitful night's sleep on a sofabed in Partiallyblind's room, making many sarcastic comments about Gary Rhodes and consulting the bible for spiritual aid, I went down for breakfast with the guys I was staying with. After that we wasted no time getting back into Cardiff and heading back into The Gatekeeper for more drinkies. We were later joined by Brainfreeze, Vix, Kinto, a shame-faced Preppylegend, Wrathchild, Perversia, Ladyinsane, Sianyriot, Tubesound and Munch. Everyone was rather quiet to begin with, unsurprising really considering the events of the previous night, but things soon picked back up again, especially after we left the shittiness of The Gatekeeper for the much better Rummer Tavern. This time round there was lap-dancing, dry-humping, biro SGUK tattoos, nipple-pinching, I was anally violated by Ladyinsane, Jeff even managed to complete the meet by taking his shirt off.
After that we did our first bit of sight-seeing of the weekend, we went off to revel in the glory of Chip Alley, a big alleyway of chip and kebab shops (Mariana just about came in her panties). On the way there I distinctly remembe chasing after Kinto as he tried to have a quiet piss in a secluded pathway through a church cemetary and being his pep squad with a rousing cheer of 'Jeff! Jeff! He's our man, if he can' do it, noone can!'. For some reason he didn't seem to appreciate the effort. I also had to keep one eye on Tilly as sober she's sharp as a knife, but drunk she's got the survival instincts of a damp paper bag, and was off making friends with heroin addicts and homeless people, bless her. Not to mention Tubesound, Kinto and Preppy kept on nearly getting us stabbed by making one too many loud chav comments and leering after the pramfaces walking past who'd been poured into miniskirts. After that it was another cab back ot the hotel, this time with the exciting addition of afight breaking out right in front of us, what a vibrant and exciting city Cardiff truly is.
SUNDAY:
A slightly better night's sleep, cheered up by the amusing discovery that Tilly makes sex noises when she has bad dreams. However, I cannot forgive her for making me watch Hollyoaks upon waking, even if it was just to make ehr feel better about herself for not being in Hollyoaks. Again breakfast with Tilly, Partiallyblind Mariana and Geronimo was had, and then it was on into Cardiff to go look at toys and comics in Forbidden Planet.
After that we went on to Newport (after bidding goodbye to Tilly) to meet Ladyinsane, Sianyriot, Munch, Wrathchild and Perversia and ending up in, surprise fucking surprise, the pub (this time the..... oh fuck.... I can't rememebr the name... it was a Yates first, then something else). We had a more chilled and enjoyable time this time round, with pool, comics , oh, and lesbian snogging. We actually ended up missing two trains as we were having far too much fun in the pub but finally managed to seperate ourselves from Lisa and Siany (Perverisan and Wrathchild left earlier for an earlier train) long enough to get on the train, although I deeply regret not eloping with Sianyriot to Manchester when I had the chance.
So, to recap, it was now down to 5 of us, myself, Munch, Geronimo, Partialyblind and Mariana on the train, and I had to say I had a fantastic train journey back with these guys where we recounted the events of the weekend, drank cans of Stella, scared the old people opposite with talk of lesbians and generally had a groovy time. After reaching the station, we said goodbye to Munch and Geronimo, although the last remaining three of us weren't quite ready to let the weekend end yet and decided to go for sushi. However, the sushi restaurant was closed so we ended up in an Italian restaurant with an extremely cute waitress who Mriana was almost tempted to go get her number, drinking red wine and eating some pretty good food. We finally said our goodbyes to each other at close to 10 that night before the last of us finally parted ways and the weekend was officially over.
So, in conclusion, I want each and every person who turned up to pat themselves on the back for being completely awesome, and the ones who didn't can give themselves a pat, as I'm sure you're all awesome too. I love you all and here's to one of the better weekends I've had in my life
*Raises glass*
P.S. 'Zere used to be tables 'ere!'
It was a lot of fun. Journal over.
Wait, you want more? Oh alright then, this Bank Holiday weekend was the first ever SGUK invasion of Cardiff. It still boggles the mind that we managed to get so many people out to Cardiff for the weekend, but we did. I was one of the madmen who stayed for the entire weekend and I don't think I was completely sober at all between friday evening and monday morning.
FRIDAY:
Started off innocently enough (well, not really) as me, Tubesound, Kinto, Partiallyblind, Mariana, Geronimo, Vix and Brainfreeze all met up to pile into the Wint Express (or Megabus.com bus to Cardiff, for you boring pedants). What would have been a dull-as-fuck 4-hour journey was livened up immensely by being in the company of a group of extremely groovy people. The time was spent wearing granny panties on our heads, discussing the Alien films and trying not to stab people for their Godawful annoying ringtones.
After we finally arrived (late, of course), I cajoled Geronimo, God bless his huge heart, into taking my bag with him back to the hotel so that I could hurry up with the serious business of getting hammered. We went on to The Gatekeeper (I still have no idea why we spent so much of our time in this pub, it was a huge rubbish Wetherspoons full of chavs and buffoons) and met up with the many, many people who turned up for the night. I just know I'm going to forget some people here, but the list of people who turned up on friday is just about as follows:
MelissaMoon
MisterJesus
preppylegend
munch
idiot
partiallyblind
creamygoodness
Kinto
mariana
geronimo
Tilly SG
Sianyriot
LadyInsane
Pervypunk
Nixxx SG
Nadine SG & MrMuddle
Vix
brainfreeze
WaTed
Perversia
Wrathchild
Meatwad
Tubesound
Vicky SG
Abaddon
Highlights at the pub included bum-wrestling, Ladinsane's first ever Bukkake moment, courtesy of Kinto's glass of wine and his butterfingers, more horsing around with the granny panties and an extraordinary amount of booblie-squeezing.
After the pub we went on to that fine establishment, and it's a shame here that the Internet cannot properly convery sarcasm, Metros. This was, of course, after losing Kinto for 5 minutes as he slinked off somewhere to buy wine and eventually dispatching Partiallyblind to go retreive him. After that the remainder of the night was spent in Metros, with lots of broken glass, falling over, hunting down the ever-elusive tequila-man Dai, everyone getting ever-so-slightly merry, the occasional bit of drama, some ill-advised snogging and a whole lot of fun. After that I wandered the mean streetsof Cardiff for a while in the company of Partiallyblind, Tilly, Mariana and Geronimo as we tried to hunt down what is obviously an endangered species in Cardiff, the cab. After that we actually had to break into our hotel as there was no-one at the reception desk, which admittedly didn't take a lot of criminal cunning.
SATURDAY:
After waking up from a fitful night's sleep on a sofabed in Partiallyblind's room, making many sarcastic comments about Gary Rhodes and consulting the bible for spiritual aid, I went down for breakfast with the guys I was staying with. After that we wasted no time getting back into Cardiff and heading back into The Gatekeeper for more drinkies. We were later joined by Brainfreeze, Vix, Kinto, a shame-faced Preppylegend, Wrathchild, Perversia, Ladyinsane, Sianyriot, Tubesound and Munch. Everyone was rather quiet to begin with, unsurprising really considering the events of the previous night, but things soon picked back up again, especially after we left the shittiness of The Gatekeeper for the much better Rummer Tavern. This time round there was lap-dancing, dry-humping, biro SGUK tattoos, nipple-pinching, I was anally violated by Ladyinsane, Jeff even managed to complete the meet by taking his shirt off.
After that we did our first bit of sight-seeing of the weekend, we went off to revel in the glory of Chip Alley, a big alleyway of chip and kebab shops (Mariana just about came in her panties). On the way there I distinctly remembe chasing after Kinto as he tried to have a quiet piss in a secluded pathway through a church cemetary and being his pep squad with a rousing cheer of 'Jeff! Jeff! He's our man, if he can' do it, noone can!'. For some reason he didn't seem to appreciate the effort. I also had to keep one eye on Tilly as sober she's sharp as a knife, but drunk she's got the survival instincts of a damp paper bag, and was off making friends with heroin addicts and homeless people, bless her. Not to mention Tubesound, Kinto and Preppy kept on nearly getting us stabbed by making one too many loud chav comments and leering after the pramfaces walking past who'd been poured into miniskirts. After that it was another cab back ot the hotel, this time with the exciting addition of afight breaking out right in front of us, what a vibrant and exciting city Cardiff truly is.
SUNDAY:
A slightly better night's sleep, cheered up by the amusing discovery that Tilly makes sex noises when she has bad dreams. However, I cannot forgive her for making me watch Hollyoaks upon waking, even if it was just to make ehr feel better about herself for not being in Hollyoaks. Again breakfast with Tilly, Partiallyblind Mariana and Geronimo was had, and then it was on into Cardiff to go look at toys and comics in Forbidden Planet.
After that we went on to Newport (after bidding goodbye to Tilly) to meet Ladyinsane, Sianyriot, Munch, Wrathchild and Perversia and ending up in, surprise fucking surprise, the pub (this time the..... oh fuck.... I can't rememebr the name... it was a Yates first, then something else). We had a more chilled and enjoyable time this time round, with pool, comics , oh, and lesbian snogging. We actually ended up missing two trains as we were having far too much fun in the pub but finally managed to seperate ourselves from Lisa and Siany (Perverisan and Wrathchild left earlier for an earlier train) long enough to get on the train, although I deeply regret not eloping with Sianyriot to Manchester when I had the chance.
So, to recap, it was now down to 5 of us, myself, Munch, Geronimo, Partialyblind and Mariana on the train, and I had to say I had a fantastic train journey back with these guys where we recounted the events of the weekend, drank cans of Stella, scared the old people opposite with talk of lesbians and generally had a groovy time. After reaching the station, we said goodbye to Munch and Geronimo, although the last remaining three of us weren't quite ready to let the weekend end yet and decided to go for sushi. However, the sushi restaurant was closed so we ended up in an Italian restaurant with an extremely cute waitress who Mriana was almost tempted to go get her number, drinking red wine and eating some pretty good food. We finally said our goodbyes to each other at close to 10 that night before the last of us finally parted ways and the weekend was officially over.
So, in conclusion, I want each and every person who turned up to pat themselves on the back for being completely awesome, and the ones who didn't can give themselves a pat, as I'm sure you're all awesome too. I love you all and here's to one of the better weekends I've had in my life
*Raises glass*
P.S. 'Zere used to be tables 'ere!'
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