creamygoodness

Ok, so the spiffing geronimo bought me a plastic T-Rex for my birthday recently, random feller that he is. With it being such a treasured posession, I put it on the window-sill right next to the head of my bed. At roughly 4am I woke up to go for a piss with the T-Rex right in my face and I scared myself absolutely frigging shitless, yelped in terror and ended up waking up everyone in the house.

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I'll get me coat...